Here's how this game works.

One person says how the ant didn't die in the last post, then tries to kill it themselves.

Example:

P1: I step on that ant, there, dead.

P2: NO, it was a dummy, the real one is over there!

I dunk the ant in water

P5: It knows how to swim, DUH!

I set it on fire

P3: uh.... It had a fire extinguser (ugh, horrible spelling XD)

I gave it my poison cookie

P4: It didnt eat it

I put it on a anteater's dinner plate

Etc.

So ill start;

I showed it a movie of romance (EWWWWW)

it had a movie seeing shield DUH :I


I shoot it with a Ak47

It`s bullet proof. Ant: >:D

I send a dragon to eat it. >:3

The dragon didn't see it cause it's so small. :T

I challange it to a fight. :T

your challenging a rock ;-;. (Idk if im doing this right ;3;)

I get a big boulder and squish the ant to bits.

No dum dum, it went under the rock into its secret hole :I Ant: :P *lifts rock* look its a ant hole. I get a gigantic bug killer and sprays it.

No ant has anti spray cape Me gets bazooka shoots ants head off NO COMEBACKS!

Oh come on, is it that hard to follow the rules, Crunchy?

I put it in a pool to try drowning it.

It was wearing a life jacket :b

I squish it with a math notebook and make it look at the HORROR inside

it did it's homework?

My cat smoshed it. (dragocake took mine >:O)

The cat missed. I put a ant in the cage with no holes. the ant cant escape.

The ant magically escapes with the help of my Moral enemy! >:(

I launch it into outerspace

it has a tiny rocket.

I fling it to a rock.

the rock is a pillow

I vaporize it with my sword

The ant was too small and you missed.

Uses Tengai Shinsei to summon meteors to crush it.

I dont understand but Your Meteorite suddenly crushed Mars rather than the ant...Mars suddenly Became no life.

Uses Portal to send the ant to the Black hole, which the ant rans out of air >:D

It was a prepared ant; it had its own oxygen mask.

I whack it with a book.

It absorbs the knowledge and now knows quantum physics...

I torture it with Nyan cat 10hour loop

It doesn't have ears and doesn't hear anything, so it moves on.

I smash it with hand.

Gets smushed and becomes angry and bigger.
I KILL IT WITH FIRE!!