its simple

example :

player 1:can i have a xbox please?
player 2:no i ain't spending my money on you!
can i have a cat
player 3:of course!
player 4: can i have a facebook account please?

Can i have a elephant? >:D

No they fart to much and there to big.

Can I have all the knives in the world? CX

No, because I know you'll just kill us all.


Can I have my book now, please?

NO i threw it in the fire.

Can I have your shoes pls? xd

No because i have none.

Can i have all your cookies? :D

No because I ate 'em all :3

Can I have a milk shake?

yes but you got to make it on your own because i'm to lazy and you got to drink it all in 30 seconds


can i have a baby please?

o-o No.

Can I have a krabby patty please?

No, because I cant get the damned recipe.


Can I have blood please?

*dumps bucket of pig's blood on you* You're welcooome!

Can I have a new bucket please?

Ok.. -gives new bucket-

Can I have 99999999999999999999999999999999 daggers? c:

Seems expensive, but... *poofs up daggers and drop them all around you* Have fun!

Can I have a Glados potato please?
(Glados is from Portal if you don't know :p)

Fine. -gives you a truckfull of Glados Potato's-


Can I have... a truckfull of sugar-free gummyworms? :c (Im dieabetic so xD)

Sure!

Can I have a burrito, please? c:

Ok c; -gives fresh-baked burrito-


Can I have 9,000 rabied dogs please?

*foams at mouth* They kinda...got away...and bit me...*falls over*

Can I have an order of Chicken Mcnuggets and a small fry please?

yes but you have to pay

can i have a mac computer please?

A Big Mac computer if that works for you. *drops Big Mac on your computer desk with a computer screen jammed into it* ^-^

Can I have a Playstation 4 please?