Lemonade Recipe:
(Serves 1 Cup)

Ingredients:
1000000000 Lemons
1 Cup Of Water
1 Packet of Dill
Optional:
10000 drops of Tabasco

Utensils:
1 Child
1Small spoon
1 BIG spoon
1 Cup

Extra:
1 Kitchen
1 Relaxing Chair
1 Table

Instructions:
First place all the utensils and ingredients onto a big table (EXCEPT the Child).
Then place the child near and facing the table.
Then tell the child to make Lemonade and go relax on a chair.
The Child will the summon its incredibly fluffy unicorn.
The Child will ride its unicorn to Heaven
The Child will then get me. An Angel.
We then Fly back to the kitchen.
I then Squeeze the 1000000000 lemons into the Cup
Then you pour the 1 Cup of water into the Cup
Then Throw the packet of dill inside the Cup
Use the Small Spoon and stir for 100 Minutes
Then Use the BIG Spoon and stir for 1000 Minutes.
(If you don't have an Angel, Get one).

Optional:
Put 10000 Drops of Tabasco inside and stir for 1 Minute

Serving Suggestion:
Ask the Child to get a platter.
Put the cup on the platter.
Service With a smile :D

Phoenix With Sweet Sauce Recipe:
(Serves 1 Child + 1 Angel).

Ingredients:
1 Pheonix
1 Chili
1 Pinch of salt
(Now to get one pinch of salt perfectly, just pinch the person above you and scream at then to give you a pinch of salt, and tada you have 1 perfect pinch of salt).

1 Cup of water
3 Garlic Cloves (Peeled)
1000000000000 Cups of Sugar (FOR IMMENSE SWEETNESS).

Utensils:
1 Spoon. (Yes just a spoon not BIG not Small).
1 Flying Saucer
1 Platter
1 Stand (To cut the Phoenix).
1 Electric Cutter
1 Child

Rooms:
1 Backyard
1 Kitchen (Which has an oven)
1 Table


Instructions:
First Put everything on a BIG Table.
Then put the child on the ground facing the table.
Tell the Child to make the phoenix and sweet sauce.
The Child Will cry and cry and cry.
Then An Angel (Me) will come and help.
I will take the stand, but the phoenix on it.
Then i will get the electric cutter and cut.
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Then preheat the oven to 100000000 Degrees Celeius
Then Chuck the Phoenix into the oven For 1000 Minutes
Then I will add The chili, garlic, water and sugar into the flying saucer.
Then stir all the ingredients in the flying saucer with a spoon.
Once the Phoenix is ready, put it onto a platter

Serving Suggestion:
Put some Dill around it.
Make it look appealing.
Service with a Smile :D

How to Make Water:
Now This is your second warning, only professional chefs may attempt this.

Ingredients:
1 Cup of water
10000 Angel Fluffs of Air.
10000 Cups

Utensils:
1 Big Spoon
1 Professional Chef
1 Oven
1 Microwave

Rooms:
1 BIG Kitchen
1 Playground
1 Fluffy Cloud

Instructions:
First take your 10000 Angel Fluffs of Air and Compress it.
Then take your 1 Cup of water and pour it into another cup
Repeat for 10000 Times.
Then take your compressed Angel Fluffs of Air and put it into the Cup.
Stir for 1000 Minutes. (MAKE SURE ITS 100 MINUTES NO LESS!)

Then quickly warm it up in the microwave at 1000 Degrees Celeius.
Then take it out stir for 1 Minute, wait for it to drop to 100 Degrees Celeius and stir for 1 Minute or until it goes to 150 Degress Celeius.
Then put it into the Oven for 1 Minute or until it goes to 200 Degrees Celeius.
Then quickly run to your playground and slide on the slide for 10 Times.
Then stir the mixture again for 1 Minute.
Then Teleport to your Fluffy Cloud (Preferably use an Angel, it gives the mixture wonderful substances).
Then stir for 10 Minutes.

Repeat the above paragraph 10 Times. If you lose a minute or go over a minute.
RESTART!

The Proper Way to Stir: