Alrighty then... you come for a forum game?

   "There is a new librarian in town, and everyone is whispering about her. Some of the gossip and rumors spread are very bad, but some are good. Will you be able to reflect them back effectively with evidence and get away with more gossip?"

Rules:

• One person has to say something embarrassing about the librarian for the person below them.
• The person below them has to say "Shush! The librarian is..." and respond with the opposite phrase that the person above them gave out. Then, THEY have to spread a rumor about the librarian, and so on.

Example:
[Bethdacat]: The librarian is secretly a Justin Bieber fan, and everyone hates her for it.
[Mouse1]: Shush! The librarian is apparently a Jacob Sartorius fan, since she owns all of his merchandise. The librarian secretly plays and loves Animal Jam.
[Mouse2]: Shush! The librarian plays and loves Club Penguin, since she has a puffle plushie.
...and so on.

Now, let's start!

The librarian is cheating on Leafyishere and dating Dandyylion.

SHOOSHOOSHOO! Nobody could ever love the librarian! She/he's so ugly!

The librarian is actually LORD ENGLISH!

Nuh-uh! She's Lord Voldemort for all I know!

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The librarian was an Annoying Dog all along!

shus! pet it, it's cute and fwuffy!

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The librarian was a terrorists all along and placed a secret bomb in all the bookmarks she gave for free!

Shush! The people should find it out later since there would be beeping.

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The librarian was a fake disguise of a Team Rocket member!

Shush! She would look like one.

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I've heard that when the librarian isn't working, she blasts TOP!

Shu- wait, WHAT?!

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The librarian is actually a pet Eevee!

Shush! Eevees are kawaii, just pet it and give it a cookie

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The librarian played Earthbound and acted like a weirdo on it

Shush! She's actually Ness. Show her some respect!

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The librarian laid with Jesus

Shsuh! ...

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The librarian is the owner of this Cockatoo in a video

Shush! It's time to go to bed, Pickles!

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The librarian did something.

Shush! Leave him alone!

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The librarian think a doge is a bird

Shush! Doge is doge!

The librarian is a sans fangirl!

SHUSH! NO FANGIRLING WANS WHEN U SHIULD BE FANGIRLING UNDERTALE

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The librarian is a serial killer

Shush! The librarian has never participated in any activities of the sort--but their cousin has.

Not that they would know.

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The librarian is currently making a pillow fort to hide their shrine to Big Bird.

Shush! He doesn't know how to do a pillow fort

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The librarian is a criminal

Shush! Don't tell the authorities!

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The librarian is a weeaboo

Shush! If the librarian was a weeb, they would have a ton of manga around.. right?

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The librarian is Putin.

Shush! He is mean

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The librarian is a doge lover

Shush! The librarian only browses pepe memes.

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The librarian spends a total of 24 hours on the Cafe.