sorry no I ate it

can I have moneys

No, I spent it all on Fries

Can I have a potato?

I'll give you a potato for a laptop.

Can I have a haunted mansion?

no.

can i have a new laptop please?

Hell to the no. I ain't got that kinda money.

Can I have a Nintendo 64 and Super Mario 64 ples?

nah

can i have some money please?

Neh.

Can I haz world domination ples?

No, if I had it I would keep it.

Can I have a larger, more glamorous banhammer?

No >:>

Can I have a Spider?

Sure, just open your mouth ^_^

Can I have free dinner?

Sure
Can I have Eren Jaeger? :3

Nupe.

Can I have a cage with a dog stuck inside with Justin Bieber plush toys, bombs and italian tomatoes? :3

Sure.
Can I have a box?

Oh this was revived..

Sure but i'll trap you in it if you don't behave.

Can I have a phone?

Yes, as long as it's not an apple

Can I have a pet satan?

Why would U want that!?

as long as it doesnt fire blast me

can I please have a squirtle in real life?

Nah, have a Blastoise

Can i have a pet Somisty? (User)

Sure thing! You can buy the one and only Somisty on amazon (very expensive though) :)

Can I have a bottle of Fanta, please?

Sorry, I only have cans of Fanta

May I have a pineapple?