4/10 I sorta get it.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

wow. 6/10

A thief broke into my house last night... he started looking for money so I woke up and searched with him.

Uhhhhhh 1/10
I was playing Undertale, I admit it! WHAT? Don't judge me!

3/10 don't get it

my social life.

0/10

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What is small, has a shape of a square and purple? A Small Purple Square!

8/10


A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

7/10

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

10/10

A boy breaks on old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”

3/10

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

1/10

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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the idiot's house.

knock knock.
who's there?

1/10???

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Why do zebras hate coloring books? Because they don't stay in the lions.

angelvintage a dit :

2/10 umm

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no BODY to go with!

poor papyrus

6/10


I've done a ton of work today,

A skele-ton.

err 1/10

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whats round ugly and is long? your long face

HAHAHA BANTER

Spoiler

yeah idek either

0/10

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Cats are now competing in sports. "You've cat to be kitten me!" said a dog.

5/10

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

6/10


I tried to catch a Eevee in the fog, but I mist!

9/10

Yes, yes, my life is Invaild xD, good 1

1/10

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

10/10

Pikachu didn't know why the pokeball was getting bigger, but then it hit them.