Ever failed so badly, it literally scarred you for life?
Or saw someone fail (However they can. Showing off; accidental)?

Share these fails! Do try to recall when it happened; what happened; what happens after it (The event of failure) occurrs (What the witnesses do and say); what the party (The victim) does afterwards; in the end (Resolution; conclusion; party's stand socially; how badly party's affected)?

First things first:
1. You're entitled to your own rights; if they're private and you refuse to reveal 'em, it's alright. Nobody's forcing you.
2. Don't be a douchebag and humiliate the rest (Post nasty comments), although it's alright to laugh things off. After all, this thread's main purpose is for entertainment.

Last but not least, I'd love to hear from you guys! Peace.

I acidentally spilled 3 cups of soda at Hungry Jacks, luckily they have free re-fills there :3

My burger fall on McDonalds

One time one of my classmate's accidentally brought her phone in gym class but the teacher there can get angry so she kept the phone in her pocket. She was playing basketball and then after class she took out her phone and it was broken

Hmm. I fell down three flights of steps, got up, was thankful I was in one piece, and promptly fell down the next flight

i nearly fell off a building but ended up tripping down the stairs

I tripped over wire and almost hit my head on a brick. Thank god my buddy was present and he managed to prevent me from falling.

ogod.
i smashed my face into a wall
went to throw something away
tripped over the bottom of the door
smashed my face against the floor
got up
smashed my face against the wall again :X

This happened a while ago but...

When I was a little girl, I was playing around the living room in our old house and I smacked my nose into the table e_o
And then I had to get the most painful X-ray ever