Uhh.. ya o-o

Are you sure you didnt let me kill you?

No? Im still alive! :D

Are you sure you didn't miss the toilet, when going to the bathroom?

yes i'm sure because i sit down on the toilet and it almost flushed me in

are you sure you didn't eat my taco ?>:U

Yes, i dont eat tacos.

Are you sure you didnt steal my chips? :(

yes im sure *hide chips bag behind my back*

are you sure u did not steal my blackberry phone?

Yeah. *phone goes off* Uhhh...nothing!

Are you sure you didn't eat the last cookie?

No, i threw it in your popcorn though.

Are you sure you didnt explode my phone?

Uh, yeah... -explosion can be heard- Wasn't me...
Are you sure you didn't kidnap Jaack?

I'm sure. *sound of door breaking open can be heard* I did NOTHING!

Are you sure you didn't forget to get me more popcorn?

Yeah. -gives fake popcorn but you don't notice-
Are you sure you didn't drag Papaille to the Christmas 2013 map?

Sure as the sky is b- *muffling noises* Excuse me...

Are you sure you didn't catch all the Pokemon?

Yea- *all 718 pokeballs cry* Those are not mine...
Are you sure you didn't make a war of posts between me and you?

Yea im sure i dont want a war u seem nice. I have a war with Koko.

Are u sure u didnt eat my waffles?

Yea ofc i didnttttt..... -burp-

r u sure u didnt throw up

i think id know

are you sure you didnt just eat cat food

no,who the hell likes cat food

are you sure you didn't let a dog loose

what dog? *pets dog*

are you sure you didn't steal my shotgun?

No i picked it up when u dropped it in that other game

Are you sure you didn't play on my tfm account? I got a ban and items...

no AND WHAT THE F*CK IS A TFM?????

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT COPY THE GUN I MADE >:O
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/ XXXXXX / BANNED BY GUN
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u copyied that so nope
are u sure u didn't touch my desk