Cuz i wanted to

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Dude you slapped nothing

i tried to slap u but u are nothing, thats why i slapped nothing :p

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dude u slapped my oreo

It had a bug on it

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Dude u slapped the sausage out of the bread wtf

Because i hate sausage

dude you slapped yourself

cuz i got chubby cheeks and its cool to slap them

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dude u slapped very hard my thigh

i didnt

dude you slapped my new forum game ''Brain riddle''

https://atelier801.com/topic?f=5&t=932858&p=1#m3

because "brain riddle" backward is "elddir niarb" and an elder narber (barber) slapped my fathers friends sons friends fathers ham

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Dude you slapped my sandwich

Dude! That was mine!

Dude, you slapped my wig.

cuz i wanted everybody to know that u use wig

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dude u slapped hard my face! its hurting alot how dare u ?!

Because you microwaved hamsters and mosquitoes. You deserve much more slaps in the face than just one.

Dude you slapped my best friend

just to make it clear i never microwaved any hamster! only mosquitoes! but i agree that sometimes i might deserve to be slapped in the face

cuz he tried to hit me cuz u told him to

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dude u slapped my parents

They slapped me first!

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Dude, you slapped my living room couch!

cuz it was very dirty

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dude u slapped hard my right cheek and its bleeding!

Oh, don't worry! The blood just came from a mosquito a saw on your cheek!

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Dude, you just slapped my dog into the stratosphere!

thats a good reason to slap someone in the face hahah im gonna do that with my friend, i hope they dont slap my cheek back

cuz he was beating my dog so i had to get rid of him

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dude u slapped my forehead

u have a big forrehead i had to

dude u slapped my mom

cuz she didnt let me steal your cat

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dude u slapped my mouth

u wouldnt stop talkig

dudeu slapped my bird

cuz ur bird bite me

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dude u slapped hard my right cheek and it gave me a slap mark! how dare u?!