I love m.l.p
thats me
fluttershy wanting to be a tree
i will kill you if you dont like mlp!
so you better run away
because youll die today
flutterbitch gonna chase you all the way
so get ready for some fun
because you know that it goes on and on
id love to play tag with you
so you better run from me
or you can die with me

i won't die with you
because i got some tips
you can't eat my potato chips

I can if i want i can rip your insides open
wanna know what else i could do?
i could probaly rape the crap outta you!
you dont want that to happen do you?
oh your still reading this?
i bet rainbow blitz would be suprised!
i can be a master of diguise
you can be with the broke guys
i hope you know what you should do now,
keep on reading this and youll find out
though im sorry im ending this rap
so i can see what your next short rap is
hehe

M.L.P ponys are kinda fat they dont stand a chance against this rap cuz im the best even in the begging of a test so boom there u go pony ur full of BALONEY

Ok so...

They see me rollin',
they hatin'
'Cause I stole your own T-shirt


WORDD

#newbRap

Partysoldier a dit :

M.L.P ponys are kinda fat they dont stand a chance against this rap cuz im the best even in the begging of a test so boom there u go pony ur full of BALONEY

ponies cant be fillled of balonie
because your just a freaking phoney!
so get off your bum
and do something dumb
wanna know why?
because you just might die!
you might be a brony
they ruined mlp
physco twilight gonna chase you up a tree
maybe i could lock you up
because my muffins arent quite done!

you're just too grey and muffin loving

i sling my sword
left and right
chopping stuff
is my job
now get away
im holding a knife

Rubytail a dit :

ponies cant be fillled of balonie
because your just a freaking phoney!
so get off your bum
and do something dumb
wanna know why?
because you just might die!
you might be a brony
they ruined mlp
physco twilight gonna chase you up a tree
maybe i could lock you up
because my muffins arent quite done!

ponys r phoneys there jsut fucking horses so go ahead blow they know me even justin bieer is better id rather heave bieber fever than those phoney ponys

So i be like
My name ain't mike
So dont be callin
cuz i'll just go maulin
i like to wear nikes
but don't be callin me mikes
I like to fight
but don't go lookin for A Fight
or you'll face my might
now watch as i beat you with my bike
cuz my rap is done
so don't go freakin messin with phoney pony's cuz they bitches
and they like to itches
they hang around kitchens
waiting to throw muffins at you
they also say moo
but don't say foo
or they beat you
cuz phoney ponys r evil
and there's also something called weavils
watch cartoons dumbass
also btw im a lass
^ok my rap is done :D

my name is mike
get away from sight
i will grab my sword
and slice til midnight

mike i can fight with a chainsaw i beat saw mwahahah yea u go bla bla with a plastic sword cuz ur bored

Mikekungpd a dit :

my name is mike
get away from sight
i will grab my sword
and slice til midnight

Sorry i didnt know your name was mike when i did my rap :O

what no

Partysoldier a dit :

ponys r phoneys there jsut fucking horses so go ahead blow they know me even justin bieer is better id rather heave bieber fever than those phoney ponys

we all know that jb is gay
so get a life and have a nice day
i dont care what youll say.
what the buck is up with you
your icon is stupid meme is too
i dont even give a cake
so go drown yourself in a lake
for gods sake did you even have a break?
this rapping might be very long
but im not quiting untill this is done.

hey gurl ur guna sh8k that azz and m8k that bootw pop gurl


shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

rap music is really unoriginal

what no

hey i really suck at rapping but that's ok so keep your fingers snappin' cause I ain't stopping yet even if this sucks because i'm not trying to win who even cares about winning a rap battle over here i'd rather do cfm because cfm rocks i ain't kiddin' keep those fingers snappin' no matter how bad this shit is because it's going to get worse deal with it kids


signed by bengalstar

I suck at makin' raps
I don't just everyday just fap
Don't really care who wins
...cuz this is for fags
(Fags are Bundle of Sticks)

if you fap to ponies
thats a yes.
cloppers ruined my little pony
please dont fap to a girls show
boys watching it is just very wrong
id like to say please go buck yourself
have a nice day with your digusting self
not all boys may be cloppers
but they have no fashion
girls are better than those little brats
your a fag?
oh thats a wonderful fact
i bet the 5 year olds havent noticed that
id love to say goodbye
but i forgot your a clopper so what about no
i want all cloppers to die