All of these are making me lmao!


'Cept the ones ending with "because we tried" aren't that funny :/

I shot a rainbow because I'm loving your hair

I threw grapes at the rainbow because I honestly have rabies.

I shot a rainbow because you remind me of spiders.

LOL

I loved steak because you threw up on my car. LMAO
Or
I loved my salmon because u threw up on my car. o3o

I ate a pedo because I honostly have rabies

Abdeltif a dit :

I ate a pedo because I honostly have rabies

LMAO

I shot your mom because you ate my uncle.

I acted like a 2 year old in front of your peers because we tried

Well then!

I shot russia because he ate my Uncle.
WTF RUSSIA?

I sat on Taylor Swift because we all mess up sometimes.
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My dad threw grapes at a pedo because they tried.
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My mum sat on Taylor Swift because you ate her uncle.

I acted like a 2 year old infront of steak because we all mess up sometimes.
because we tried to mess up infront of beef :(

I loved Taylor Swift because fibs is cute.
:l

I bought a very important person because you remind me of spiders.
What.

I threw grapes at Taylor Swift because you threw up on my car

Sounds like something I'd do if someone threw up on my car

I scared Russia because you ate my uncle.


That's wrong man.

I made pancakes for a very inportant person because I'm loving your hair. xD

I scared the rainbow becuase you threw up on my car.

I ran away from a pedo because i you ate my uncle
EDIT: I ran away from a pedo because you threw up on my car.

My dads was I sat on a pedo because we all mess up sometimes XDDD

I made pancakes for a very important person because i'm cool