Make you have hOivs

Cyanide!!

kick it

hide

Dance

Bite the pfp

Call animal control

Run away

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fight me

Hunt with pitchfork

Grab it's belly and throw it thru the air and ride on it like it's a surfboard
e- Madmad, that is..... disgusting :0

Slap him with menver gear until he passes out and kick him like Eren.

Travel to Mars

"It's your dreeeeeeam!"

be terrified and throw books at it

Fart.

Spit out rabids that my avatar is already foaming.

throw chairs at it

hug

Escape on a jet plane

Book it out the nearest window