Sure. You can have brain freeze!

Can I eat marshmallows, please?

No i use them as cotton balls for gingerbread men wounds

Can i eat your avatar, pls

Yes because its blank.

Can I eat your computer please?

sure it's old anyway :P

Can I eat Tigrounette please?

Yeah hes an asshole anyhow

Can i eat natsu

No because hes gonna get fired up before you eat him ;(

May I eat Erza's Strawberry cake?

no, its mine..


CAN I EAT A TEDDY

You didn't say please, so NO! :p

Can I eat a bowl of jellybeans please?

I never ate jellybeans b4


Can i eat you pls dragon goat creatures r delicous

NO -kills ya-

can i eat ur face plz?

Sure! I'll just have plastic surgery once you eat it.
Can I eat a great white shark?

Okay! Make sure you eat the guts.

Can I eat your pet please?

NEVER!
Can i eat ice cream please?

no u will get a brain freeze
can i eat a hippo?

no

may i eat banana pie with poo?

yes it is good for hurting your brain...

may i fart on a dog

can i eat a peep please? plz mommy ;o; " NO SHUT UP AND YOU DON'T GET IT U NO EAT ALL UR BREEF AND BROACLI chu :l " AWZH

Can I eat a planet?

yes but make sure its small enough and that nothing lives on it.

can i eat a strawberry?

Naw, I ate it xD

Can I eat a cupcake, please? *^*