i have a fear of bugs

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where's walmart?

A watermelon did it.

Can I borrow your phone?

Quit insulting me.

Which way to Walmart?

a waffle did it
where is walmart?

Wal-Mart is on Scooby doo street.
Where can I get marshmallows?

In the dump nearby.

Is green a creative color?

That's not creative.

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What were we talking about again?

None of my business.


hi?

H0I! I'm Tem, want some temflakes? *gasps* is that a dog residue???

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Where is the Earth?

In the middle of a black hole.

Want some tem flakes?

H0I.

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How to play chess?

No idea

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Where can I find some water?

In the Sahara Desert.

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What should I do in order to improve my art?

Steal some lime juice from the black market and borrow a cup from your creepy cultist neighbour then get a broom made out of knives. Pour the lime juice into the cup you borrowed from your creepy cultist neighbour. Then, pluck one of the knives from the broom made of knives. Since the broom is made of knives; Please do it with caution! After taking of of the knives with black magic from the cursed broom; seprate the knife from black magic, as the black magic hates lime juice... however, the black magic is also an important ingredient to go to the land of biscuits! Quickly shake the cup and stir the lime juice with the now without black magic knife till your mom's face appears. After your mom's face appeared from the lime juice, carefully put the black magic into the cup; DO NOT MIX THE BLACK MAGIC WITH THE LIME JUICE!!! After that, chant the following Latin words: Infelix Solime et calce sucus potest vestra et facti sunt; et terribilis est: Nescio aliquem graviter experiri hoc facere etsi; usquam ut Biscuits me in terra? and then you are done!

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why am I hungry

Because you already ate.

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How do you pick up a stone?

Oooo I love cake

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How to use scissors?

I use the bottom edges to rub it in.

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Do you think Steven Universe is a very controversial show?

Instagram is trash.

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How's your day going?

Let's go to bed

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What's 1 + 1

Total Organ Failure

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Are biscuits delicious