the land of rare stock photos |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1525200480000
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courtesy to skittlelady Lord Stockimages' follower count: 7 hello everybody! bernie sanders here. ever since i lost the election, ive decided to quit politics and join a fresh religion started by Lord Stockimages. what we do is we search for and worship very rare stock photos, ones you common peasants have never laid eyes upon.. until now, if you can pass the strict recruitment requirements. 1. be a human. we require certified human-beings in our land of worship, not government controlled robots. they've already tapped my phones and listen to my conversations through my cable box ever since my ex-girlfriend reported that i was selling cocaine in dark alleyways. 2. be over 5 years old. maturity is a must, i can't have little kids running around screaming like maniacs. this isn't a daycare. 3. this one is very important. you MUST be a flat-earther. i'm sick of hearing "the earth is round" every day, everywhere i go. it's a lie and there's so much evidence against it, just search up flat earth on youtube and you'll convert immediately. i know i did. 4. and lastly, your derriere must be thick and perfectly round. stockimages would prefer that you send him private photos of yours so he can rate it accordingly, you will get a special rank if it's a 10/10 Dernière modification le 1543679820000 |
Longtail1 « Censeur » 1525210020000
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I see... Good luck on your tribe. Nice humor c': |
Skittlelady « Citoyen » 1527906780000
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how do you feel about people who believe earth is a cone? would i, a cone-earth believer, be welcome in your tribe? thanks |
Skittlelady « Citoyen » 1529978040000
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hey y'all |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1529978160000
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such a marvelous flag. thank you babe |
Skittlelady « Citoyen » 1529980500000
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no problem daddy bernie. |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1530661260000
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Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1536278340000
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i've seen it all |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1536891900000
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if you can not join this spectacular tribe, please join stockimages' amazing discord server for a once in a lifetime experience which you shall never forget https://discord.gg/znMmS24 |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1536980820000
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[Modéré par Lusk] |
Atearatareta « Censeur » 1538350440000
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can i pls join >:^) |
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Let me join this holy tribe pleas e |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1538371620000
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yes, yes. you are much welcomed into our humble land of worship, but once you join us you must pay daily reverence to Lord Stockimages, may he live a long and prosperous life, and to the stock photo Gods which bring harmony to our lands and bless us with fruitful harvest at every growing season as payment for our dedication and loyalty to them |
Yeeeoreum « Citoyen » 1538424420000
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idk why but this is the best thing i've probably seen today |
Atearatareta « Censeur » 1538427780000
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i am forever in your debt, bernie |
Daddybernie « Citoyen » 1539119160000
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i visited our lord today and snapped a picture of his bathroom for you guys. he's very proud of his collection of clown paraphernalia |
Stockimages « Citoyen » 1540001340000
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i am in great need of more followers Please Convert |
Bench_warmer « Citoyen » 1540138560000
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Pwease wemee join ur fwacking trwibe OwO owther wise i wil B̴̈r̴̈́e̸̔a̷͠k̴̛ ̴̌i̸̿n̷̈́ẗ̴́ó̴ ̷̅y̷̕ơ̸u̶̐r̴̍ ̸̂h̶̉o̷͘ú̶s̸̀e̶̾ ̶̂t̸̀i̷̓c̴̋k̶͒l̵̽ȇ̸ ̴̂y̸͊õ̷u̶̿r̷͗ ̴͊ḱ̴n̷͊e̵̊ë̷ ̶̈́c̸͝ǎ̴p̵̚s̴̃ ̸͝à̴n̴̈d̶͠ ̵̍e̴͛á̶ť̴ ̵͝ẏ̴ő̶u̶͘r̵̂ ̵̾t̶́o̷̽ě̷ś̴ |
Stockimages « Citoyen » 1540144380000
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yes you are very much welcome to my humble religion |