ok so karkat logged in and was asking me about zoe no problem right? then i had to go help my mom move our new t.v. stand and while i was gone she

> [16:06] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] Can I join your tribe?
> [16:07] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] ...
> [16:09] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] Hello?
> [16:10] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] Can I join the tribe???????
> [16:11] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] You know what im not going to be your friend anymore.
> [16:11] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] You and your whole stupid tribe should go GET A LIFE.

IS IT BAD IM LAUGHING?? LIKE IF SOMEONE DOESN'T REPLY IT DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN THEY ARE IGNORING YOU?? INFACT MAJORITY OF THE TIME IT MEANS THEY WENT AFK. BUT LIKE WOW??

*CLAPS* THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. KAR IS A CLOWN! ♥

DOOKS TIME TO SHINE

• [23:36] [Dookeh] the reason behind everything we know about life "Its Dooks time to shine"

• [23:36] [Kawaiijay] mommy why did god make us we r so ugly"
• [23:36] [Kawaiijay] "ITS DOOKS TIME TO SHINE SON"
• [23:36] [Dookeh] pfft
• [23:37] [Kawaiijay] "is science even real-" "iTS DOOKS TIME TO SHINE"
• [23:38] [Kawaiijay] are you kidding m-" "NO ITS DOOKS TIME TO SHINE??"
• [23:38] [Dookeh] XD im laughing to hard
• [23:38] [Kawaiijay] Teacher : "If you divide the square root of 10 by-" "DOOKS TIME TO SHINE"

mommy, what is sex-
IT'S DOOKS TIME TO SHINE

NEEEEK

[18:15] [Candypuffler] Heeey neeeeeeek
[18:15] [Kawaiijay] SUP NEEK
[18:15] [Kawaiijay] NEEK UR LAWYER GAME IS PRETTY
[18:15] [Kawaiijay] WEAK
[18:15] [Kawaiijay] COUGHS
[18:15] [Candypuffler] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[18:37] [Candypuffler] kno i dnt
[18:37] [Kawaiijay] baRUH
[18:37] [Kawaiijay] BaRUHK OBAMA
[18:37] [Kawaiijay] IM LAUHGING
[18:37] [Kawaiijay] BARUHK
[18:37] [Candypuffler] BARUHK?
[18:37] [Candypuffler] GET OUT'
[18:38] [Candypuffler] YE RACSSETS

"bish i've been walking around as a jelly jue all day long" -Dingeh 2k14

" #R.I.P Twerking planks" - Candupoofler 2k14 and Jui agrees ≖‿≖

"#confetti rains from the ceiling as if they planned him to win like ok guys we have to set this case up seeing as pw wins every case we have to make sure it is special we need to get all this shit set up" - The court people

"CUM ON /COUGH ME/ NEEK" - MaJay Fey

"THIS GROUP OF 5 GIRLS HAD A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF BARACK OBAMA THEY SAVED BRUHK " -Jay Fireday

[18:03] [Kawaiijay] WOW OK UM AUNT
[18:03] [Kawaiijay] POSTED PICTURES SHE TOOK OF THIS STATUE OF A MAN WITH A SKULL COVERING IT'S PENIS AND HER DESCRIPTION WAS "BEWARE THE DICK OF DEATH HAHAHA!!"
[18:03] [Candypuffler] ?
[18:03] [Candypuffler] UUUUUUUUUH?
[18:03] [Candypuffler] OKAY AUNT
[18:03] [Kawaiijay] THANK YOU AUNT
---------------------
[18:05] [Kawaiijay] neekneekneeick
[18:05] [Candypuffler] Neeeek :c
[18:06] [Kawaiijay] :( neek i did it
[18:06] [Candypuffler] Neek I am a killer :C
----------------
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] BLBLBLBLBL
[18:07] [Candypuffler] xD
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] HOW DO YOU EVEN MAKE THST NOISE
[18:07] [Candypuffler] blblblblblbebebebrebweebies
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] ^
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] BWEEBIES
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] BWEEABOOS
[18:07] [Kawaiijay] OMFG
[18:07] [Candypuffler] BWEEBABOOS
[18:08] [Candypuffler] YES
[18:08] [Kawaiijay] I M LAUHGING
[18:08] [Candypuffler] B)

> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] i hate you
> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] dont talk to me anymore
> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] im karkatnepetas sister
> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] AND I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID TO HER
> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] SO BACK OFF
> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] AND GO TO JAIL
< [11:53] [Fltrshy] kk m8
< [11:53] [Fltrshy] Why jail m8 c:
< [11:54] [Fltrshy] Like m8 it is not even that hard to notice ye due to all the accounts so
< [11:54] [Fltrshy] I mean why so many accounts?
< [11:54] [Fltrshy] Like spammin' accounts or naw?
> [11:55] [EN] [Fltrshy] No she just likes making accounts
< [11:56] [Fltrshy] Kk m8
< [11:57] [Fltrshy] I see no point of it but w/e
> [11:57] [EN] [Fltrshy] i still hate you
> [11:58] [EN] [Fltrshy] oh and btw she was pinkiepief sparkledog pixieice and vvaporeon
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] I know
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] It ain't
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] that hard
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] to figue it out m8
> [11:59] [EN] [Fltrshy] o.o
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] let the bwaaa come in c;
< [11:59] [Fltrshy] I love these lil games cus they are fun
> [12:00] [EN] [Fltrshy] ye me too c:
< [12:00] [Fltrshy] Like they ain't that hard to know due to all the accounts sorta blendin' into one another but hey, if that is how ya'll like to have fun, so be it. c:
> [12:01] [EN] [Fltrshy] oh and she was zoellac
> [12:01] [EN] [Fltrshy] the creater of your tribe name c:
< [12:03] [Fltrshy] I could tell tbh but like I said
< [12:03] [Fltrshy] If ya'll like to do these kinds of thing, it really don't matter to me.
< [12:03] [Fltrshy] So ya'll go have fun kk?
< [12:03] [Fltrshy] Hard feelin's or naw, but ya'll don't really need to like me. :V

People are funny yo

[23:48] [Kawaiijay] u put the candy in the slot
[23:48] [Candypuffler] Don't put me in the slot
[23:48] [Candypuffler] R00d
[23:48] [Candypuffler] Why put me in the slot?
[23:49] [Kawaiijay] oh i'll put you in the slot all right ;)
[23:49] [Candypuffler] o c;

• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] #not even okay avatar
• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] can't even do anything
• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] fuk tfm
• [20:14] [Candypuffler] #laughs
• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] tfm failed me
• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] :(
• [20:14] [Kawaiijay] -screen shots my avatar and draws giant boobs on it- perF

Karkatnepeta just connected.
> [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] hi
> [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] i dont like you
> [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] because you are friends with candypuffler
Karkatnepeta has disconnected.

LOL

Whelp...I see Jay is having a fun time playing PW:AA... Here is what she had to say about it.

"Yeah ur honor I'm defending my fuckin ass"
---------------
Edgeworth u are full of shit: "srry guys Redd's a busy guy"

#i don't need lawyer school
#pw taught me
---------------
"Miles fuckin bows like fuck u"

---------------
"LIKE I HAD REDD
ND MILES COMES IN LIKE
THATS ENUFF WRONG"

"MILES LISTEN TO UR FATHER, MR WRIGHT. I DID NOT DO IT AND U FUCKIN KNOW IT U MALE GENITAL"
---------------
I HATE MILES ALOT RN
"no he didn't murder Mia he placed the wiretap lolol"

---------------
PHOEBNIX STOP
DONT GIVE UP
FUK
Wait who
MIA WHAT THE FLYIBG FUCK

---------------
MILES
THE CASE IS DONE U CABT EVEN OBJECT
JESUS I HATE U
---------------
"NUH UH
MILES U PIECE OF POOP"
---------------
"SEX MILES"

"IM SO PEED OFF BECAUSE SEX MYLES THE MALE GENITAL"

---------------
"Not guilty!!
Confetti has!
..
I typed yas
Autocorrect y"
---------------
"MAYA?
"YO NICK MAYA HERE"
#NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE CALL HIM NICK THO"
---------------
";;;)
Turnabout
Samurai"
---------------
"Steel samurai is hot"
...



Here is something off topic:
"THAT MADE ME LAUGH REALLT HARD AND MY MOM LOOKED OVER WITH A CONCERNED FACE AND SHE WAS LIKE WTF U LAUGHON AT"

Due to this pic:

WHOOPS. LOOKS LIKE I SAW MORE THINGS FROM JAY ABOUT THE CASE. WHOOPS.

"OH NO. PHOENIX'S HAIR!! NOT SPIKY AS USUAL?? WHY THIS IS JUST AWFUL"

"WHAT IS THIS CASE OMG"

"HO SHIZ
SURROUNDED BY GANG

FUCK
GU MSHO e?

THANK THE LORD SATAN IM NOT GOIN TO HELL YET" - Kiwi Write

"brain = kaboom
everything i was told is a lie"

"i didnt know what to do so i was all "no further questions dawg" THEN FUCKIN EDGE OF ALL PEOPLE IS LIKE "STOP THE CLOCK M8.. OBJECTION!!"
like gosh darn
oh he failed me thnx for tryin bud
WAIT
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
kk testify again hhnnn"

"I THINK I GUESSED RIGHT SOME HOW?? SHE HAD NO MOTIVE. SELF DEFENSE!! HOPIN I GOT DIS CORRECT
GOT IT BOOM
#miles gettin deep
I HAVE SPAMMED YOU SO MUCH IM NOT EVEN SORRY LOL WHY AM I STILL TYPIN IDK YOU PROBABLY WONT READ ALL OF THIS
"im not good at small talk" course ur not edgey-boii
im gonna continue spammin u kkkkkkkkkk
im sure youll get a good laugh of my commentary as i play through this lmao (This is true. I did.)
of course we can't play together but ye got that"

"ah alright so edge is one of those guys who was told to shut his feelings away so now he doesn't know how to show em! poor guy. he says they just get it his way. :c
wp lead of pink princess yes what a gorgeous woman


turnabout goodbyes unlcoked
lcoked
time to stay up all night playing this lololol
#prepares for struggles and 20 guilties
i laughing so much im continuing to add on to the spam and you arent even on to see this haa
i said some important things too lmao now theyre hidden in that mess some where"

NO NO FUCK NO
FUCK YPOU AND FUCK THIS GAME YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS I REMEMBER THIS FROM MOVIE SHIZ IM" ( Kiwi pls)

"yep
it is
i know thisss
brings me good memories :'))
NEED TO WATCH MOVIE 5 MORE TIMES"

"OH I JUST NOTICED
THE DATE IN THE GAME RN IS DEC 25 (MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL)

ADIOS
BYE LOL"

"gumshoe is so cute wtf when hes sad hes like a little puppy.. ;v;"


"I FINALLY GET "BLUE BADGER" I FEEL SO DUMB HOW DID I NEVER GET BLUE BADGE OUT OF THAT. GUESS I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POLICE RELATED THO LMAO"


"#gotta do it #gotta ask edge about dl-6 #goddamnit why :o(
im gonna grab a box of tissues cause im hella cool lolololol
just for emergencies
notgonnacry
gonnacryalottbh
still spammin u with nonsense
you could be ded right now but im still spammin lmfao"

"HE JUST FALLS INTO FETAL POSITION ON THE FLOOR LAUGHS POOR CHILD"

"MAYA FUCKIN I NEEDED MIA IN THIS CASE U HO U BTTR TRAIN
ok i gotta do good for ol edgy!!
im ded meat xD
von kuma isx a gopod one thaqt he is"

"DEAR FUCKING LORD RIP MY HEART I HAD MY 3DS VOLUME KIND OF LOW SO I TURNED IT UP BUT I THINK I TURNED IT UP A BUIT TO MUCH AND KUMA WAS LIKE "OBJECTIOB" AND IT SOUNDED SO DEEP AND LOUD AND IT SCARED THE LVIN G SHIT OU7T OF ME
it sounds like satan i swear to god"

(Kiwi....Manny Freddy Vonny Karmmy IS SATAN.)

More sayings from jay on Join.me. pls.

Jui
Candu
Raizu

#von karma gonna bring up dl-6 o shiz what we gon do maya

#NICK
#YOU DO NOTHING

#just dont even go to court. move to mexico and get a new name.
#tru tru
"Sounds like Gumshoe's pundin the pavement for real!" - Maya 2k69
pundin.. god damnit
punnin the pavement with punz

hoshit von karmas in the records room that bastard

but like im about to kick some von karma ass tbh
You are gonna get taizedhaseed m8
about tired of his shit
No ye nawt
yes i am damnit! watch me!!
what..
hes not in here
that pussy i knew hed be too afraid hahahahudehaha! knew i was comin to kick his ass!

#R.I.P Kiya Write
hey wait this drawers open.
i bet that bastard took my files!!
Kheuehueheueh
>:( how r00f
R00F
R00F
OMGF WHY?
HOW R00F OF HIM
JAY PLSD
HE IS THE NRUD
I KNEW IT THAT MALE GENITAL STOLE MY FILES GOD DAMN
#MUST FIND HIM
#TO KICK BUTT
#TIMN TO DYE
yeah time for him to dye
c:<
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! HERE HE COMES
TIME TO KICK UR BUTT KARMA
..
what
wtf do u mean how do i know your name
ur fuckin manfred von karma the actual devil who doesnt know ur name

karma looks fucking cross eyed.. and it's making me laugh harder the more i look at him
LOL
IM SERIOUS
Manfred Cross Karmaeye
HES SMILING AND ITS SCARY AND HE LOOKS CROSS EYED

i am like not even like an insect at all karma! im not a needless thing to be crushed :(


say karma whats that ye got IN UR ARM
HMM SOME FILES???>?
HAND EM OVER U BIMBO
but first tell me about edgeworth c;
Wedgeworth
IM
"A ROMANTICIST QHO STILL CANT SHED THAT VENEER OF AMATEURISM"
NICE
UH
OK
THAT IS WHO EDGE IS
now tell me about tomorrow
mr
karma
mr von karma id like u 2 look at this love letter it is written by u to gramps with memory loss is it not
and after confessin ur love 2 him u was all "now go get revenge on edge"
YISSS
wait
no
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO AHPPEN??
DO NOT REMOVE THE LOVE LETTER FROM MY GRASP OLD MAN VON KARMA
ILL SUE U
A
STUN GUN..?
600,000 THAT SOUNDS A BIT DANGEROUS YE MIND STEPPIN A FOOT BACK FROM ME

I DONT WANT TO TALK TO MR VON KARMA ANYMORE CAN I JUST SAVE HERE AND UH TURN MY GAME OFF
CAN I GO BACK
NO?? IOK
I DONT LIKE THOSE ZAPPING SOUNDS MR VON KARMA
PEOPLE DONT DIE FROM IT USUA;L;LY
THAT S
SS
USUALLY
PHOENIX WHY ARE YOU NOT ALREADY POUT THE DOOR..?
POUT THE DOOR
LIKE GRA B THE FILES, MAKE SURE YE GOT THAT LOVE LETTER, AND RYUN GOSH DARNIT
But uh
loike I told ye
ye ded
that stun gun
NO IM NOT
ded
BUT I?? I KICKED HIS BUTT THOUGH.. I WAS SUPPOSED TO
#R.I.P Kiya Write
KICK HIS BUTT
nop
YES UI WAS I DONT
I DONT LIKE MR VON KARMA
MIA GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
I DONT WANT UR FATE
wtf is maya doin now
SHIT MAYA YOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF
THIS IS WORSE THAN THAT PRODUCER LADYS GANG SURROUNDUIN YUS
US
IS MAYA OK?? IM
AND IM DED
REST IN PISS KIYA
MAY VON KARMA REST IN HELL
:)

Manny Freddy Vonny Karmmy
POLICE ID LIKE TO FILE A REPORT MY VON KARMAS A DBAG AND IM DED NOW
MY>>??
I DIDNT [PYE
TYPE
MY
I SWEAT
R
I DONT SWEAT
MY>>
"MY VON KARMAS"
MY VON KARMAS
LOL
IM XCRYING
MY TUMMY BEGING TO HURT
PLS
MR** FYK ME
mayas ded tbh
;phoenix dont even bother.. i told ye.. just move to mexico
shouldnt have come to the records room in the first place. ESPECIALLY AFTER HE SAID VON KARMA WAS HERE
oh but ye gonna hate what Wedgeworth do
You REALLY gonna hate what he is gonna do
nno im not shut up dont spoil me
dont u spoil
maya open ur fucking eyes i will piss on you dont yu die on me
What you jsut said right there
....
MAYA COME ON
Just think of Pheen saying that

"maya open ur fucking eyes i will piss on you dont yu die on me"

ioomfg
why am i aLUGHING SO HARD STOP
B^3
dont u cool cat face me
OH THANK THE LORD
MAYA IS ALIVE SHE LIVE
SHE LIVEEEE
Gj pissin' on her
but i didn..
i said i would
i almsot pissed on her
;)
ik
butyoudiditanyways
;;;;;;;;0]
i did not
where is ur proof
#All the proof file
#maya prolly smells like piss tbh
#Proof.exe
mayas getting deep some one hold me
ur not useless bb omg like dont commit suicude
#hjold
HJOLD
"HJOLD IT!"

#phoenix with speech issues in court like
WOW MAYA THAT IS LOW EVEN 4 U
#NYOBJECTION
omfg
bunjectiontho
IS THIS THE TIME I HATE EDGE OR
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE TIME
I FUCKIN FEEL IT MR KRABS

YOU ARE FEELING IT
EDGEWORTH NO YOU DICKHOLE
AFTER ALL I DONE 4 U
YES THAT PART
HAVE FUN
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH HHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


OBJECTS @ EDGE
PLZ STOP EDGE U C8NT
VON CARMEL STAYT OUT OF THIS
HNNNNNG WHY DOES VON CARMEL HAVE A GOOD POINT

OH. OK. I SEE NOW. THIS IS WHERE YOU STORE ALL OF MY QUOTES. OMFG. IM C RYINGF

"this whole case is weird..
everyone.. they were all apart of sl-9
something weird is goin on around here and i think it's about time i start figurin it out.
ema gotf"

"HE WENT IN WITH 7777777"

"the conclusion.. until tomorrow!
srsly
fuckin courtroom people shutup

(Rabble rabble rabble rabble!)

like kk she forged evidence nice
wtf happened to ema
WOAH
UH
UH???
OK
THAT IS REALLY SCARY OMG
THAT IS SAD?? NO
HE TRIED 2
TAKE HER HOSTAGE
POOR EDGEWORTH! THAT'S REALLY NOT FAIR.. BUT AT THE SAME TIME I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHY LANA FORGED EVIDENCE! AGH. ;-;
i would've really wanted that guilty verdict too..
EM,A WAS ONLY 14 TOO DAMN SON
WHY"

"lanas secret eh
oh no.. cowbo!
hegone
heded
WHAT A NICE FUCKING OFFICE??
ONICE SONG
noice pipe organ too
hey! gants in here

uHH
GANT IS FUCKING SCARY IS IT JUST ME OR
THE PAUSES.. HE JUST STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.. WITH THAT BLANK FACE.. AND THAT SMILE.. AND THE MUSIC STOPS..

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME" AHHHAHAHA NONO I HEARD YOU LETS GO!
WHAT A SCARY MAN
heeeey gummy!!

LAUGHS
THAts sAD
FROM SERCVING PEOPLE COFFEE
POOR GUY!
..poor edgeworth! why does everyone hate him ;;"

"NO
NO EDGE
HE CANT
WHY????????
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY PAINFUL AND IM,, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THIS IS JUST MAKING ME FEEL.. SADDENED??

"I feel as if... something inside me has died."
I FEEL SO SAD RIGHT NOW
SEND HELP
ALL WRIGHT HAS TO SAY IS
"THIS LETTER.. I WONDER IF I CAN USE IT"
LIKE YEAH OK
NICE
myheart
KILL AN ASS..
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CRY LIKE WTF IS THIS GAME DOING TO ME
HE JUST WANTS TO QUIT IS JOB IT'S NOT.. THAT BAD..?? OK YES IT IS FUCK
it's pissing me off how sad i feel about this im,,,???"

"why do you all like gant so much omg he seems like a power greedy asshole"

Oh wait jui
So
how did ye feel when he paused the first time? c;
did you think somethin' was wrong
"UH YEAH
at first i was like is the game messin up..? but then i realized the music had stopped and i was like oh no..
ohno"

Karlolpeta

> [09:39] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] why do you hate me so much?
< [09:40] [Karkatnepeta] k such silly question, Dahlia.
> [09:40] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] thats not answering my question. why do you hate me?
< [09:40] [Karkatnepeta] Oooh! Remember this?
< [09:40] [Karkatnepeta] 16/09/2014 15:17
> [09:40] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] what
> [09:41] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] no
< [09:41] [Karkatnepeta] [16:11] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] You and your whole stupid tribe should go GET A LIFE.
> [09:41] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] ? no
< [09:41] [Karkatnepeta] Remember when ye talk shit for no reason? 'w') I mean we got that saved m8.
> [09:41] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] for the last time how many times do i have to tell you i got hacked
< [09:42] [Karkatnepeta] Suuuure m8 'w'
> [09:42] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] o.o
< [09:42] [Karkatnepeta] OH!
< [09:42] [Karkatnepeta] And what about your "sis"
< [09:42] [Karkatnepeta] > [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] i hate you
> [09:42] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] why do you still talk to me if you hate me?
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] > [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] im karkatnepetas sister> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] AND I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID TO HER
> [09:43] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] she was there
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] > [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] SO BACK OFF> [11:50] [EN] [Fltrshy] AND GO TO JAIL
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] Go to jail? c;
> [09:43] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] when i was talking to you.
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] Ya'll silly
> [09:43] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] yeah shes annoying at times
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] Oh that when you started to hate me for no reason?
> [09:43] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] why do you hate me???
< [09:43] [Karkatnepeta] I mean, ye went and "troll" and then choose me to hate me. 'w'
> [09:44] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] i was hacked
> [09:44] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] i dont hate you
> [09:44] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] you hate me
< [09:44] [Karkatnepeta] Mhm, noice story brah. Cool story.
< [09:44] [Karkatnepeta] Oh also, ye said this to my babbu as well.
< [09:44] [Karkatnepeta] Karkatnepeta just connected. > [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] hi> [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] i dont like you> [18:57] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] because you are friends with candypuffler Karkatnepeta has disconnected.
> [09:44] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] you hate me i dont hate you. you're holding a grudge.
< [09:45] [Karkatnepeta] I mean, we keep a lot of things ye said m8. 'w')
> [09:45] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] im telling you i got hacked
< [09:45] [Karkatnepeta] All those times? B^) Really?
> [09:45] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] why do you still want to talk to me if you hate me?
> [09:45] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] i still have a hacker i cant change my password
< [09:45] [Karkatnepeta] Because, I like to mess with ye.
> [09:46] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] because you're a little bitch
< [09:46] [Karkatnepeta] Oooh, see there we go.
> [09:46] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] im done with your shi
> [09:46] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] shit*
< [09:46] [Karkatnepeta] Shi-shi? 'w'
> [09:46] [EN] [Karkatnepeta] im ignoring you.
< [09:46] [Karkatnepeta] I like that character.
< [09:46] [Karkatnepeta] Oh? c;

LOL SOMEONE GOT "HURT"

gants not aloud to testify..! but hes doing it anyways!!

igotgant
heh u cant objection u lil shit
ALMOST had you, mr. gant?

he set himself up to fail. B^)
uH
UH
UHHHHHHHHHHH
NICE CLAP9OUIJNG
CLAPPING
AND LAUGHINF
I AM AFRAID

LANA... SMILED??????
???????????????????????????????

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(of murder)
hiding evidence, ye
GUM STOP INTERUPTING



#touchy feely skye sister time
noooOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM GOING TO LOVE EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS GAME LIKE NO.. I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE LANA AT FIRST SHE WAS ANNOYING AND RUDE AND NOW I FUK
;;
game yyyyy
IT'S SO WEIRD TO SEE LANA SMILE OMG
SCREECHES
D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
SKYE SISTER BROMANCE HUGS
EDGEWORTH?!?-- OH. WHY IS EDGE HIDING BEHIND ME??>?
shy baby edgeworth.. ;uuuuu;
god DAMN it
WHY IS EDGEWORTH SUCH AN.. EDGEWORTH?? WHY AM I SO ATTACHED TO HIM UGHHN
I JUST CALL.. MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS MY CHILDREN OR BABIES OK OK SORRY LOLBYE
edgey nooooo! what do you mean it's "too late" for you????? ;mm;
EDGE NO
STP
;A;
NO BBY NOOO
"I don't even trust myself anymore." SOME ONE EHELP
EDGEWORTH SADDENS ME SO MUCH I JUST UUUuuughuH
EDGE NO //HOLDS// YOU WON'T MURDER ANYONE BB YOU AREN'T LIKE GANT HE'S DIFFERENT HE'S.. GANT. BUT.. NOOONONOO
THANBK YOU LANA. TALK SOME SENSE INTO MY BABY

UGH WHY
SEEING LANA SMILE MAKES ME SMILE ADN FUCK
LIKE JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HER SMILE. SEEINGN THIS FUCKING LAWYER VIDEO GAME CHARACTER SPRITE MOVES ITS LITTLE BLACK LINE MOUTH TO FORM A CARTOON SMILE MAKES ME FEEL REALLY HAPPY?? IM,,?
LOOOOOOL
OH YEAH
LANAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAIL
HEEEEHEHE
FUN NEW THINGS TO DO WITH FRIENDS : GO PAY OFF A JAIL GUY FOR LETTING YOUR FRIEND OUT OF JAIL FOR 30 MINUTES TOGETHER
WHY THE FUK DID I JUST OBJECT LOL
THATS ALL I COULD DO.
OBJECTION
oh credits
wait.. is THIS the ending of game one??
see.. episode 4 had credits and stuff like it was the ending.. but now episode five..
was episode five somethin like an extra? idek
prolly not

"u even gave bambina back her smile" i know cowbo it makes mii soo happy ;v;

THE WRIGHT WAY LUNCH
THANK YOU ANGEL
FOR ADDING THAT NEW LUNCH AS A FAREWELL GIFT
MR LEFT?????
JUDGE WTF
MY NAME IS MR. WRIGHT
MY NAME IS PHOENIX WRIGHT AND IM AN ACE ATTORNEY
..
I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE ALL OF THE LYRICS BUT IDK IF YOU'D ENJOY SCROLLING THROUGH ALL OF THAT. HM. OR MAYBE YOU'D SING ALONG! IDK.
LMAO.
SXCREAMS
AWWW

IN THE SCIENCE INVESTIGATION THING BOOK LANA GAVE EMA.
IN THE BACK COVER IS AN ENVELOPE
AND INSIDE IS A PIC OF LIL EMA AND YOUNGER LANA
LIL EMA IS 2 CUTE??

wht..
OH
OMG I GOT SO AFRAID FOR A SECOND
AFTER THE CREDITS IT BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE MAIN SCREEN THING
AND I FIGURED I WOULD CLICK CONTINUE ON MY SAVE
BUT IT BROUGHT ME TO WHERE I LAST SAVED
SO I WENT BACK
AND REALIZED IT SAID ACE ATTORNEY WHERE IT HAD ORIGINALLY SAID TRILOGY!
SO THE OTHER TWO SAVE PLACES.. NOW SAY THE OTHER GAMES NAMES!
SWEET
TIME TO SECOND GAME
i should sleep soon...
i'll just start the second game....hue
episode one
the..lost turnabout?
hmm

SCREAMS

WHATS WRONG WITH THE MUSIC
HHHHHHHHH
UH
WTF
WHAT IN THE HELL
IS THAT SATAN JUDGE

HE KILL ED ME WITH HIS GAVEL
WHAT THE FUCK
..oh
A NIGHTMARE
OK
WHEW
OMG
I WAS ACTUALLY FRIGHTENED
who the feucdk
UH
EWAT HAPPEND
..my head is throbbing
HOW DOES PHOENIX ALWAYS END UP IN THESE SITUATIONS
HE GOT TASERED
GANGS..
GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE
byrde!!!!!

#byrde is actually phoenix's fangirl

uh
phoenix wtf r u doin
i remember this
IIIIII
REMEMBER THIS
FUCKIN??
HE JUST ALREADY KNOWS
"OHP. I GOT AMNESIA."
IM GOING INTO COURT
AND AMNESIA
NICE
OK GOOD. HE REMEMBERS HES A DEFFENSE ATTORNEY. GR8.
OIH GOD PAYNE



whats a cross examine ur honor
hhow do u court record??

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