I'll go first.
Mine is from Family Guy :3
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid, I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven" ~Stewie

My favorite quete, I almoust always use it.

"I never forget, but always forgive" :)
"Sonic is my name, speed is my game" :D

"Oh, what fun is there in making sense?"

"NOES I KILLED MY CAT, oh.. nvm. it was just my dog."

Always smile, even in the darkest of times :)

"You're a pro or you're a noob
That's life"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLYrFR9RT_U&feature=related 9:06

'Im surroundedby Itiots.' ~Scar from the Lion King

"Fight like a storm and die like an ice" - Julia Frostbreeze (Wizard101)

"Be yourself"

"Fuck off, Don't talk to me until I had my goddamn sugar"

"fuck quotes"

"Be true to your teeth or else they'll be false to you" This isn't my favorite one but I gotta say, that's a good quote.

"Whatever you can do I do BETTER"

Zeraxreborn a dit :

"Whatever you can do I do BETTER"

Isn't that from My Little Pony? Trixie. Right?

"It needs to be... 20% cooler." ~Rainbow Dash

Jhnaln a dit :

Isn't that from My Little Pony? Trixie. Right?

"It needs to be... 20% cooler." ~Rainbow Dash

It might be but there's also a song called "anything you can do" from "Annie get your gun"

''Shut up and make me a sammich, BITCH.''

Doitsudoitsu a dit :

It might be but there's also a song called "anything you can do" from "Annie get your gun"

Oh. Uhm... Alright then.
That awkward moment when you're Annie.

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you feel the warmth that it brings :3

"To me, boxing is like ballet. Except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers beat eachother up." - Some guy on Snl. xD

"I can't FORCE you to be right." ~Something I say when I get in an argument...A "friendly" argument.