I was writing something in a different language from memory its was birthday card but I wrote i love the roof.

Once, I was playing scrabble. I was going to write ''kind'', but then I wrote ''kid'', and then I lost many points.

Once I joined this forum.

One time I ate a sugar cookie at school, then I was running around like crazy saying "SUGAR RUSH!".

punchin my cat 9 times

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

now why the hell would you do that to your poor, innocent cat?

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

You fucking sicken me.

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

I hope that was a joke.

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

How dare you punch that cat. How'd you like it if I punched you?

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

how bout your cat punches you 999999999 times with a bionic arm thats 9999 times harder then yours

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

Why punch a cat?

Plokmijnuhb a dit :

Why punch a cat?

I know right? It's sick

ran over a squirrel with my bike

Accidentally sent "I love you" to the wrong person

Yrrocks a dit :

ran over a squirrel with my bike

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

;; Poor animals!

Seththemouse a dit :

punchin my cat 9 times

i m laffing so muhc rite now

mi wirdist mistak is i mistook mi cats poo fo chocolit adn ate a tinyy bit of it

Joeballbags a dit :

i m laffing so muhc rite now

mi wirdist mistak is i mistook mi cats poo fo chocolit adn ate a tinyy bit of it

One time my cat sat on my back, her butt was in my face

When I misunderstood a post.

I mixed up 'emasculated' and 'emaciated' once D:

Bengalstar a dit :

One time my cat sat on my back, her butt was in my face

Omfg me too!

Only my cat had just gone number 2 :c

Fuckin disgusting.

Hetaliagal a dit :

now why the hell would you do that to your poor, innocent cat?

AH COME ON! His cat was gonna eat you all!
Think about it...