Go ahead, spill 'em.

I got slapped in the butt by my friend's old shirt then yelled "MAMA LUIGI."

when red riding hood was eaten

I hurt my cuticles (Basically,The sides of your fingernails.If you tear them off,It hurts like CRAZY.)And accidentally said "OW! My TESTICLES!"

umm o.o
I started singing like an idiot... and my own cousin laughed at me O-O

The time when I was born

*Planks on a park bench*


*Bench breaks*

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The time when I was born

OMG I thought the same thing before clicking this thread @_@

I found a bottol filled with yellow stuff one day in front of our school, the next day I saw a korean newspaper in front of our school, I wondered why it was wrapped wierd, I lifted it with my foot and poop came out :P hobos arehanging out in front of our school again.

When I was in 5th grade, I had to go to a band practice in some random high school during the summer for 2 hours. You got one bathroom break, but the nearest bathroom was a locker room. Well, when I went to the bathroom one day, I discovered it filled with a bunch of naked elderly ladies apparently there for a swim practice(the place had a pool)
I am scarred for life.

One day during a fire drill I was holding the door open for everyone, then a walked/turned around and ran into a pole. ._.

that reminds me, I had a school fire drill and when we were waiting to be called back, a random kid (highschooler) shouted 'FIRE, FIRE!" from his house

I was talking to my friend while we were walking to class one time. I was looking at her as I spoke and I didn't see a pole right in front of me.
I ran right into it.
Ouch, my nose started to bleed afterward.

Poles seem to be a common theme here xD

I was just learning how to ride my scooter and I never used the actual BRAKES but just dragged my feet on the ground till I came to a stop. I went to the biggest hill near my house and started going down.. WELL my brother was in the way so I swerved and missed HIM.. but I ran into a wooden picnic table, flew over the handles, and scrapped my chin along the table the whole way. I couldn't cover it up at all, so my classmates, as 4th graders, were all asking me about this big red spot on my chin so I said "I was attacked by a bear."

And they beleived me.

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I was just learning how to ride my scooter and I never used the actual BRAKES but just dragged my feet on the ground till I came to a stop. I went to the biggest hill near my house and started going down.. WELL my brother was in the way so I swerved and missed HIM.. but I ran into a wooden picnic table, flew over the handles, and scrapped my chin along the table the whole way. I couldn't cover it up at all, so my classmates, as 4th graders, were all asking me about this big red spot on my chin so I said "I was attacked by a bear."

And they beleived me.

Sounds...painful o-o

one time, i was in shoppers drug mart and i was fooling around with the electric toothbrushes. i thought my mom was behind me so i said "lookit lookit", and it turns out it was some random guy. he chuckled and walked away, and i was still standing there with a dumb look on my face.

Once there was a fire drill and I was in the bathroom. I had to pee, I wasn't going to leave cuz of some stupid firedrill! The teacher's found out I was missing and I came out later and just hung around until someone found me lol
AND
I was looking at those things at the movies that tell you what movies play and when for so long, I lost my family. I was like "Haha look it only says-" then I backed up into some old lady who just stared at me and smiled.

This Chick smacked my ass and said " lol big ass mama!" and she walked away laughing...(P.S im a girl too... weird che smacked my ass 0-0)