I say many strange things, mainly because I am a very strange person. Here are a few that I can think of...

Cool beans
Go lick a tree (It's an insult. Dont judge)
Bob Sagget!
I pronounce tennis shoes as "tenna-shoes"
Ermagersh
POTURTLATOES! (Cross between a potato and a turtle) This is from the genius mind of Tawnyness
I call my dog "Bobo the Llama" Even though her name is Silk and she's a doberman...
JEFFREEEEEEYYYYYY DALLAAAAAAAAAS!
I'ma narwhal. Moo :3
When I see my cat Rocco, I usually say "OHAI! Rocco Taco, are you a wittle pudgeh fluffeh bunny?"
Derp derpity derp .___.

So if your like me and say many random things, I'd love to hear them :3

what the blooper

Hmmm.... well theres:
Fulufuly~
Holy flip.
Sush yo face.
*Deep inhale* Affffffffffffffffff~ (usally when something goes wrong)
Puluffuly.
NNUUUWWWWW~
Wat you doin'?

And there are others.

When im mad at some one i say:
"YOU BARREL!!!"
and when i mess up on something or stuff i like cant stand:
"Crap!"
When i think somethigns funny:
*laughs like cousin*
lol weird...
something i reandomly scream these:
"BAGEL"
"GO JESTER :D" (my cousin's nickname)
"Y U DO DAT?!?!"
"Hmmm"
"TACO"
"I be purple"
"FOR PEWDIE!!!"
"1D is dah best.... they're awesome Y U HATEN ON DEM"
"The new face of crazy me"
and when my friend says im smarter then my cousin jester,,,,
Her: "Your smarter then jester!
Me: "NO IM DUMB OK?!?!!?"
and my most famous 1:
"Hey bro im good how bout yuh"
"Hi dere!!!!" (when ive been near em all day)
and when im concerened botu my cuz:
"Bro wut happened? D="
"Nothing im ok"
"Yuh sure?"
"Yeah jsut a headache"
LOL and sumtin funny my cousin said i really wanted to say dis:
Me: Omg im so scared for reprot cards....!
Cuz: Cross your fingures and calm down....
Me: I cant i REALLY wanna stay on honor roll,,,
Cuz: Wut did you get?!?!
Me: OH MI GAWD YAY IM STILL ON HONOR ROLL! *shows report card*
Lol ok now THIS is the funny thing my cuz said:
Me: i cant wait for my test....
Cuz: I get an A you get an F
Me: *gets paper* Awwh! i got a B
Cuz: HAH! you failed!!! *walks up and gets test* I failed....
Me: wut yuh get? *looks at paper*
Cuz: I-I got a C......
Me: HAH who failed now? XP
yeah me and my cuz always have contests...

Okay.:
"IT'S BEEN 5EVER!"
"Alrightyden".
"FIIINLAAAAND!"
"WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,YOU THROW THOSE LEMONS,LEMONADE WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE."
"ADVENTURE~"

"YOU ARE A TOASTER! THATS ALL YOU'LL EVER BE, A TOASTER!"

"GO AWAY YOU SMELL LIKE A HUMAN!"

"I need waffles..."

"Go kick a muffin."

"NOT NOW WOMAN!"

"I DO NOT WISH TO VOMIT LANGUAGE WITH YOU!"

"Fuckin' piece of toast."

" MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

" Calm down you ain't gonna burst into flames or nothin'. "

"YAY I WANNA TACO!"

"Shut up lamp."

"Look mama! He's gonna 'splode!"

"YOU! OBEY THE FIST!"

"I like trains."

"Die potato."

"my cat can teleport!!!!!"

"shut up snot face" mostly for joke

whn someone i hates eners the room and say guess whos back i say "hm i was wondering wht tht smell was"

"do u like bagels? i do"

"fucktard" mostly for joke

"this is the best burrito ive ever eaten....yum yum yum"

"go die in a hole" mostly for joke

"aw crap i burned my waffle again"

"make me a friggin grilled cheese man"

"have u ever seen a pink frog O.O"

"BARRELS"

"Pototo" (Yes, spelled like that)

"Remember to water your cupcake :D"

"Taco taco tacoooo"

*singing* "Cupcakes are tastyyyyy"

"Fudge"

"OH NOES"

*stomach growls* "SHUT UP"

"I have a pet taco :3"

"/)o3o(\"

Lietfan a dit :

When im mad at some one i say:
"YOU BARREL!!!"
and when i mess up on something or stuff i like cant stand:
"Crap!"
When i think somethigns funny:
*laughs like cousin*
lol weird...
something i reandomly scream these:
"BAGEL"
"GO JESTER :D" (my cousin's nickname)
"Y U DO DAT?!?!"
"Hmmm"
"TACO"
"I be purple"
"FOR PEWDIE!!!"
"1D is dah best.... they're awesome Y U HATEN ON DEM"
"The new face of crazy me"
and when my friend says im smarter then my cousin jester,,,,
Her: "Your smarter then jester!
Me: "NO IM DUMB OK?!?!!?"
and my most famous 1:
"Hey bro im good how bout yuh"
"Hi dere!!!!" (when ive been near em all day)
and when im concerened botu my cuz:
"Bro wut happened? D="
"Nothing im ok"
"Yuh sure?"
"Yeah jsut a headache"
LOL and sumtin funny my cousin said i really wanted to say dis:
Me: Omg im so scared for reprot cards....!
Cuz: Cross your fingures and calm down....
Me: I cant i REALLY wanna stay on honor roll,,,
Cuz: Wut did you get?!?!
Me: OH MI GAWD YAY IM STILL ON HONOR ROLL! *shows report card*
Lol ok now THIS is the funny thing my cuz said:
Me: i cant wait for my test....
Cuz: I get an A you get an F
Me: *gets paper* Awwh! i got a B
Cuz: HAH! you failed!!! *walks up and gets test* I failed....
Me: wut yuh get? *looks at paper*
Cuz: I-I got a C......
Me: HAH who failed now? XP
yeah me and my cuz always have contests...

this is wut i said c:

Lietfan a dit :

this is wut i said c:

yes, thanks for pointing that out, captian obvious.

Hetaliagal a dit :

yes, thanks for pointing that out, captian obvious.

c: yw :P

Lietfan a dit :

c: yw :P

*facepalm*
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I talk like a pirate some times

BANANABALLS O.o

Darkraiking a dit :

*facepalm*
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I talk like a pirate some times

lol :P

This is mainly what i say when i'm mad "Ima kick your penis" thats about it.

''YOU LUCKY SHIT!''

Might add more

Shut up when you are talking to me!!

"Booosh, ooosh, ya doush" "Hehehehe"

derp u jut got plownd
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