easy: answer the question above you then copy the title.

i'll start.

Dude! why is there a puppy under the bed!?

Because puppy feels tired

Luigi! Why is there a Shy Guy under the bed?

Luigi and Shy Guy from Mario Nintendo

^ You might wanna call Luigi, not Taeyeon. Leave a message after the beep. *beep*
Dude! Why is there a shit under the bed!?

DUDE!why is there a naked lady under the bed?

Xnics a dit :

Dude! why is Godzilla under the bed!?
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AND HOW DID IT EVEN GET THERE?

Magic.

Fancyforeve a dit :

DUDE!why is there a naked lady under the bed?

God knows why.

Dude! Why is there a cop under my bed!?

Toadette! Why is There a Dragon under the giant Bed?

Toadette from Mario Nintendo

That's the dragon's bed not your bed >:T

Dude! why is there pee under my bed?!

you let the cat outta da bag! D:<
DUDE!!!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A SKYLAMOUSE UNDER MEH BED?! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uhh.....maybe someone putted it there idk what that is!

Dude!why is there a bath tube under my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Because your bed needs a shower...

DUDE! WHY IS YOUR BLOODY DILDO UNDER MY BED >:O!!

Because I was dead here

Dude! Why is There a Pizza under the Bed?

because i left it there. I was secretly going to eat it !

Dude! Why is there an ice cream cone under the bed?!

cause i was hungry, and there was no trash can, so i put it here.
DUDE, WHY IS YOUR POOPY PANTS UNDER THE BED?

dang it you knew the joke >:(

dude why is jb under my bed....GET'EM OUTTA HERE HE'S TOUCHING MY PILLOW!

Dude, why am I under my bed?

Dude! Why is there a Justin Bieber photo with flowers and stuff under the bed?

oh uh...JB WAS UNDER YOUR BED!

dude why is there a cat with it's new born babies under my bed?

Umm Thats a long story...
Dude. Why is there a blue lion under the bed :O?

They're your siblings now.
Dude! Why is there a mouse under the bed!?