Just like the title says.
Mine is: I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Mines has to be when some Hetalian from middle school told me;

"Come visit my Florida becauce I'm your America."

It was just... he was slapped. Sadly. Not really sad. Y'know.
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Personally some pick-up lines are cute.
Others are just "no".

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

"Our love is like dividing by zero, nothing can define it."

are you a taser because you are absolutely stunning

Did you fall from heaven? Because you have the face of an angel.

Im not even A guy but that one

Agh it's so overused

if you were a booger i would pick you first

Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty messed up.

Plokmijnuhb a dit :

Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty messed up.

I laughed

i'm really horny wanna have sex

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT

My love for you is like a heartbeat it never stops (unless i have a heart attck c:)

i must be in heaven becouse i just found an angle

r u a mop becouse u sweept me away

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Aye baby, you don't know what your missing.

all the ones i got have already been said

Is Your dad a terrorist? Because baby your da bomb~

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it did for me.

Do you learn karate? cause your butt is KICKIN'
I got it from Jaltoid

You smell like trash, may I take you out?

Are you from Tennesee? because you're the only 10 I see :p