Im going to say what if I was a [pick a random object] then Im going to ask what you would be if I was the said object and why. Then you ask what I would do if you were the object you were.

Ex.
Me: What you be if I was a tree?
Other Mouse: If you were a tree, I would be a dog. Because if you were a tree and I was a dog I would pee on you! What would you be if I were a dog?
Me: If you were a dog, I would be a kitty cat. Because if you were a dog and I was a kitty cat I would scratch you on the nose! What would you be if I were a kitty cat?
Etc.


Im gonna start!

What would you be if I were a grilled cheese sammich?

I'd turn into a mouse and kidnap you.

What would you be if I were a .....wolf? <.<

I would pet chu! ^_^
What would you do if I was a anime charatar?

I would look at you and start to know about anime

What would you do If I was a Cutest Scooby Doo Main Character?

I'd kill you, 'cause I hate that cartoon show.
What would you do if I was smart?

I wouldn't bother to try to be smarter than you.
What would you do if I was Evil?

I would call Meat Boy, Bandage Girl and the Team to fight You

What would you Do If I was Bandage Girl?

Meat Boy and Bandage Girl from Super Meat Boy

I wound murder you NOTE: (Stop using the copyright things like Meat Boy from Super Meat Boy... we know where these characters a from!)

What would you do if I was a handsome keyblade weilder?

I'd say 'Hell naw' and walk away...
What if I was Alois Trancy? :D

I would say "Meh." and do nothing.

Lasersparkx a dit :

I would say "Meh." and do nothing.

^ Ignores Lasersparkx

I would say "Hi, who are you?"

What would you do if a Tomato had given birth to you?

I would be eated.

What Justin Beiber died?

I would still be exactly the same.

What if I was a random object?

You'd be random...

What if the people in 1D looked like guys more than girls for once? xD

I'd continue to live my life and they'd lose fans on twitter XD

What if I was a Cat and I scratched your door?

I would open it and pet you, then go get a new door :3

What if i was a german shepherd police dog and i attacked your house?

I would get a clock and slam it onto your face.

What would you do if I screamed "Papple" in your face constantly and then threw you off a cliff?

I would say 'ITS PRONUCED PUAPPLE!'
What would you do if i were a cat

I would take care you of you because cats are so cute!!

What would you do if I were an empty bottle of water?

I would pour in water in you

What if i was a bunny?