hi welcome u should know the rules and what to do blah blah blah ok lets start

Dad why are you stealing mums money?

what are rules? am i suppose to answer by question or no question?but watever

Cause i want to steal money

dad why are you reading my diary?

Cuz I wanna know if u has a crush

Daddy why r u wearing mai underwear?

to see if your in your period stage yet

dad why are you body checking that lady O_O

To get dat booteh 8)..

Dad why are you mouseturbating?

I have no idea what that is

Dad why are you raping me?

Because I want to. NOW SHUT UP BOY!

Dad why are you throwing a pie in my face?

Because I want you to lick and eat them

Dad, Why are you not letting me play Super Meat Boy?

BECAUSE YOU ARE GAY!

Dad, why are you humping your new car?

Because I love it (don't tell mom).

Dad, why are you have sex with me!!????

because you wanted a sister.
dad why are you, idk?

because, im stupid
dad, why are u eatting ur ribcage?

Dad, Why are you fucking Sadlelight?

Sadlelight a dit :

because, im stupid
dad, why are u eatting ur ribcage?

i hate your mom's cooking ( don't tell mom )

dad why are you having sex with a lady?

CUZ I HATE MAI WIFE >:O *RAGEOUS FACE*

dad why are you throwing dildoes off a building?

because i hate didloes

dad why r u moltesting me?

Because I'm bored.

Dad, why are you sleeping on the floor?

Because I lost all our money from gambling and I had to sell all the furniture.
Dad, why is the police coming to take you away?

Because I murdered your mum...

Dad, why are you eating grass?

im a cow

dad why are you sitting on mum?