What are some good comebacks? (Random question).
1. Make them original.
2. Make them funny/hysterical.
3. No bad words. I want to see how creative you can get.

P.S. If you came here just to disobey my rule and swear....G.O. (Get Out).

Lparents a dit :

P.S. If you came here just to disobey my rule and swear....G.O. (Get Out).

What's the point of abbreviantions when you explin them? Also it's not a good idea to double post :X

e: OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN SUCH A BAD SENTENCE LOL

thats what she said

person: your ugly
me: your face is ugly
person: meanie :C
me: your face is a meanie
person: stap!
me: okay.
person: thx
me: welcome
person: your actually nice if im nice to you c:
me: same with your face
person: whats wrong with my face?
me: everything c:

Me: Your stupid!
Person: I know you are but what am I?
Me: See, your so stupid you don't even know what you are!

Other person: I really "like" how you run away from everyone
Me: I'm running away because of how terrible you smell
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Other person: Did you take my glue stick?
Me: If I did I would have left your face
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e: these aren't funny ones, these are ones that i use if someone else is being mean to me

you're mom

"Look who's talking."
_
My friend is bringing this one phrase that is apparently meant to be funny...
"in bed".

I don't do comebacks. I say "Yes, I am" so they'd leave me alone more quicker.

Runtoastrun a dit :

Me: Your stupid!
Person: I know you are but what am I?
Me: See, your so stupid you don't even know what you are!

I dont wanna say it cuz u might cry

thats my comeback for that

"your face"
yes im creative

Well, my come backs are,

"My mom will come to bash you up."

it depends on what they say to me lmbo