what i would do is get the crap out of there and use an umbrella or a bulletproof shield

Kill them all with a knife e3e 1st comment?

Umm. die?

Secretly hide all the important stuff in my wallet, give them my wallet and get a new one.

NINJA IT!

FREEZE!

Run like hell.

Become a theive i guess. i dunno :p i would probably just breakdown and cry in a corner...

one jump ahead from aladdin starts playing in the background..

I probably wouldn't have anything good for them to take.

Uhh...probably freak out, maybe try and reason with them...
And if they don't leave me alone...exit stage left.

become a neon cat and vommit behind tree lol

i will use my stupid cards of all of my online games and scary pictures so i can scare them :D

Ask them what they want, and if somethin valuable, then if possible, I might be makin me lots of drinks today (if you catch my meaning).

This:

"If theives came into my house looking for money. I'd laugh and look with them"

Who said they were targeting you? .-.
Anyways, if they were, I'd just give them what they want.

Take out my axe...

Run of course!

Blink. Imma stab them of course.... and scare dem with my creepy snarling face. 0.0

i would say my fave and random quotes like what what what in the but r u sirirous
and you may have a minor case of sirirous briand damage