this game is simple
(p1) WHY CANT I OPEN THIS JAR OF PICKLES!
(p2) because you are weak WHY CANT I EAT THIS COOKIE!
(p2) because you hate cookies WHY CANT I SPELL FIRE!
(p2) because you can WHY CANT I TOUCH MY TOES!

you answer each WHY CANT I question above yours

i will start!

WHY CANT I TURN ON THE TV!

BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN!

WHY CAN'T I BUY ALL THESE VIDEO GAMES?!

BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO!

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A TIME TAVELING MACHINE?

BECAUSE IT CAN'T THINK!

WHY CAN'T I HAVE NOODLES?!

BECAUSE THEY'RE MINE!

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE FEELS?!

Because you don't have feelings...

WHY CAN'T I STAY HOME ALONE?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS! (Do you?)
WHY CAN'T I LEAVE MY COMPUTER!?

Becuase you love it.


WHY CANT I DRAW?

Because you don't have a pencil

WHY CAN'T I FIND FEMALE ANIME CHARACTER WEARING SWIMSUIT!?

Because they are skinnydipping.

WHY CAN'T I LICK MY ELBOW

Because your elbow grows on your back.

WHY CAN'T I OPEN THIS CAN?

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE HANDS

WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS OWL?

BECAUSE YOU ATE IT

WHY CAN`T I DO A BARREL ROLL

Just because
Why can't i kill my classmates ;;

BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU FIRST

WHY CAN'T I GO TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE

BECAUSE THEY BARRACADED THE DOOR!

WHY CAN'T I CONTAIN MY FEELS FOR ALL OF THESE VIDEO GAMES?

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE NUF

WHY CANT I TURN OTHER PEOPLE TO STONE

BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE!

WHY CAN'T I SAY HELLO TO RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET?

Because Talking to other people is not allowed in the street

WHY CAN'T I BEAT MY FRIEND ON STEPMANIA!?

BECAUSE YOU HATE TECHNOLOGY

WHY CAN`T I GO BACK IN TIME