Why did you eat ________

Everybody has to say Why did you eat (your input) and give a reason. Real or silly. After you answer, keep in your post Why did you eat (your version).

Have fun.

Why did you eat my computer?

Because It made of Marshmallows and Black Berries

Why did you eat Spike?

because, i thought it would taste good ^^


why did you eat my butt?

the real question is... why not?

Why did you eat my Master Sword? I need to kill Ganon!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh wait wha-sword stabs his chest-
why did u eat my shield link?

Idk. Why did you take my arm. .3.

Why did you eat mah book???????

because it was a cooking book. WHY DID YOUE AT MY KNIFE!?!!

Cause I was doing a knife-swallowing trick.

WHY DID YOU THROW AND EAT MY BOTTLE OF WATER AND YELL "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Cuz it ain't sparta.

WHY DID YOU EAT MY PAINTBRUSH!

Because it look like strawberry juice. WHY DID YOU EAT MY SANDWICH?!

it had a dick on it :d

y did u eat my ghast

DIS IS MINECRAFT!!!!!

WHY DID YOU EAT MY PET CATS COLLAR?????

Because it was made of marshmellows.

Why did you eat my rear end?

It smelled good.
Why did you eat my cake?

its flavered red velet i luv that flavor

WHY DID U ATE ME CUPCAKES D:

[Meat Boy] Because It has a lot of Icing on it

Why did you eat The Guy?

Because I was hungry :c

Why did you eat worms?

Cuz dey r yummieh


Why did u eat the chicken?

Cuz I liek chickenss

Why did you eat the Leafeon?