Doctor doctor!
The sequel to Crazy Restaurant. (Not much like the game though...)

The point of the game is to tell the doctor your symptom(s) , and the doctor will tell you the cure. Easy, right? Here's the catch, you can only use one of these solutions:

1. Rub your belly.

2. Take this ____ and hold it up to your forehead.

3. Touch your ____ very softly.

4. Drink this _____.

5. Milk a dinosaur, and drink it's milk.

Example:

Sickguy: Doctor doctor! I broke my arm! D:

Doctor1: Milk a dinosaur, and drink it's milk.
Doctor doctor, my mom is passing on a cold to me!

Doctor2: Touch your nose very softly.
Doctor doctor, there's a noodle in my soup!

Doctor3: Take this sandwhich, and hold up to your forehead.
Doctor doctor, I can't see my eyes without a mirror!


And so on. Get it? I'll start.

DOCTOR DOCTOR, MY HAIR IS TOO SHORT!

Spray it with a random poison and hope not to lose it!

Doctor doctor, I can't move my left leg!

I'll cut it for you!

Doctor Doctor I have a disease of qtness!

Wait, lemme get my hammer and that will change.

Doctor Doctor, the person that is going to post under me thinks he is smart.

Ill take a quiz just to make sure that I am :3

Doctor Doctor, my unicorn is sick from eating too much skittles!

Feed him M&M's!

DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I HAVE BEAUTIFUL PEGASUS WIIINNGGGGS! HOW DO I KEEP THEM FOREVER?

u cant

DOCTOR DOCTOR U HAVE BEEN STABBED IN THE STOMACH!!!

I'M IMMORTAL IDIOT

DOCTOR DOCTOR I GOT RABIES IN MY BUTT!

Cut your butt off.

Doctor Doctor i took an arrow to the knee!

Take this hammer and hold it up to your forehead.


Docta, docta, Dat dude iz tryin' to rape meh D*:

here take this
*Sword added*
*1000 gold added*

Doctor! Doctor! I took an arrow to the knee

be sure not to jiggle the handle.

Docter, Docter! A boomer exploded on me!(Left4Dead, it's a zombie that if you kill it when you're too close, this liquid will explode on you that attracks the horde)

Oh my god, you must be dead now! There's your grave -points on the grave-

Doctor, doctor! I can't breath!

BREATHE THROUGH YOUR MOUTH.
UNDERWATER.

Doctor, Doctor! I THINK IM HOMESEXUAL!
(asdf movie ref, pls search it up)

BARF RAINBOWS ON YOURSELF

Doctor, Doctor! I think my husband has rage! I trapped him in a barracade of pillows, he's too stupid to even get out =3

Free him.

Yo doc,a piece of bread ish stuck on mai head.

get nyan cat. rap against him, and then...eat ur way out.

doc, pugs keep following me. am i really that famous?
o3o

Smash them away, they just wanna pee on you.
xD

Doc, my toe nails keep falling off. WHAT TO DO?

Cut off your toes! doc, I have a apples stuck in my face!