ok so here is how the game works:

wingcestor: sham cant wj!

thejkb: then get cleats!
sham cant hard mode sham!

tig: then turn off hard mode!


and so on.. ill start

sham cant wj!

Then use balloon.

Sham has jumplock and can't run.

Than cannon him. Sham Is noob and dose not know how to Sham.

Then Mort for next map
Sham is failing but it is pro and noob.

Tell him to wj or let him fall.

Sham wants to balloon someone but can't fix it on mice.

tell him to press c!

sham just died cuz of wj

Shan has enough levels for revive. >:D

Sham wants springs but puts them so you go too far high and fall off the map...

Then press jump so you won't fly too high and fall back on the ground.

Sham is a small kid and does not understand anything you say and is on hard mode, then does not understand why he can't use red nails or sp.

then he relises how to sham good

^Ignoring the upper post.

Then sham uses mort.
*NEW MAP *

Sham doesn't know how to use teleport skill

then say ur a failiure

sham doesnt know that he supposed to die

Then die!

Sham doesnt know how to place dem anchor

Then eats lots of cheese and get fat so u don't need it!
Sham can't revive

So 'Let It Be'.
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Sham doesn't know how to sham properly..

Then make him suicide.

Sham doesn't know how to NOT block the hole.

Then tell him how to NOT block the hole xD

Sham is noob and ignores his sham items and tries to climb ice wall the whole turn.

Teach him how to sham.

Sham doesn't know how to move his mouse and doesn't know what arrow keys are.

i bad sham myself so, I DUN NO

SHAM IS LIKE ME AND... cant glue boards

...Glue...I guess you mean attach.
Teach him.
Sham is killing other sham and kills you.

i kill him by swearing mah head off.

SHAM IS ARMED WITH ANGRYBIRDS AND RAINBOWS AHHHH