So, you say something like this and fill in the blanks :"Help! There's a ______ _____ me!" Then put, "What do I do???" and you have to answer somewhat logically!

Ok, I'll start.
Help! There's a platypus licking me! What do I do?

fart in his face

Help! Theres a shark thats about to eat me!!!
What do I do?!?!

Do the holey-pokey.

Help! I squid wants to have my babies! What do I do?

kill the squid.

Welp! the squid ruler is gonna kill me! wat doo i doo?

Call the skyarmy to kill the squid

Help!The weeping angels are here!What should I do?!???

Cover your ears with earplugs and listen to music and dance like a badass. :T (Totally what I would do. >:D)
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Help! There's dog growling at me and it's a police dog. What do I do. (:T I can't run bitches, Police Dogs are fasy so don't even thinking about saying "Run away.")

growl back!

help! there's a stranger trying to rape me! WUUT TO DOOO?!

ive heard that when you get raped yelling will make it better

help there is a slender trying to eat me!!!!!

I will ditch you

HELP THERE IS A PLANE FALLING DECTILTY AT ME AHHHH!!!!!

RUN AWAY FROM THE PLANE AREA ITS GOING TO FALL AT (thats smart?)

HELP! THERE IS WALLS WITH SPIKES MOVING IN ON ME! WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?

GIVE UP AND DIE!!! xD

Help! There's a dog peeing on me!

GO AND DRINK THE PEE

help theres a raper in my bed and laying me

Let them.


Help! There's a dino killing me!

Cook it and eat it.


Help! I cant find my gameboy advance sp!

BUY A NEW ONE!

Help! There's a frog near me! What do I do? I don't want warts!

give it a home it wont give u warts

HELP THERES A AWESOME PERSON NEXT TO ME WHAT DO I DO

HUG 'EM AND SAY "*-*YOUREAWESOMEIWUVUSOMACH *A*"

HELP! THERE'S A RABBIT MAKING ME WANT TO TAKE IT HOME! WAHT DO I DO!?!? MAH PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MAD.

just take the rabbit home and let the rabbit do the job .3.


Help! theres a cookie monster chasing me!

Think it as a cookie, then eat it :3

Help! There is a squid kissing me!