Here's my knock knock joke. remember, you can post any joke here. but make sure they're not racist.
John: knock knock
Cadence: Who's there?
John: smell mop
Cadence: Smell mop who? (smell my poo)
john: eww no.

1. Get something that you don't need/want.

2. Ask someone do you want this?

3. If they say no tell him/her Then throw it in the garbage.
Example:

Me: Do you want this empty chip bag?
Other dude: Nope. :I
Me: Then throw it in the garbage!!! >:D

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Here's my knock knock joke. remember, you can post any joke here. but make sure they're not racist.
John: knock knock
Cadence: Who's there?
John: smell mop
Cadence: Smell mop who? (smell my poo)
john: eww no.

Here's the other version:
You: Knock Knock,
Guy: Who's there?
You: Smell Mop!
Guy: I don't wanna.

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Here's my knock knock joke. remember, you can post any joke here. but make sure they're not racist.
John: knock knock
Cadence: Who's there?
John: smell mop
Cadence: Smell mop who? (smell my poo)
john: eww no.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl I tried that one and i Laghed my jungs out

How to get strawberrys:
Step 1: Go in a forest
Step 2: When spotting a strawberry bush hide
Step 3: Pull out your shotgun *wait WAT?*
Step 4: SHOOT! If the bush notices you run! *THIS AINT RIGHT! NONONON-*
Now u have the feast for the ritual of GOD! *HOLY SH-*

Go outside
Look up
Haha! Now you're blind! :D

skullbacsix a dit :

Go outside
Look up
Haha! Now you're blind! :D

*le gasp* AN ASDF MOVIE REFERENCE! OMG!

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your step father
Luke: NOOO- Wait, then who is my real father?
Darth Vader: Obi wan kenobi.
Luke: Hm.

Dora the explorer: Sniper no sniping!
*Sniper climbs out of tower*
Sniper: Aww man!

jerjermerca a dit :

Dora the explorer: Sniper no sniping!
*Sniper climbs out of tower*
Sniper: Aww man!

Lmao

jake: why did the chicken cross the road?
namase: not sure
jake: because he wanted to get there

economics
haha get it?

Why did the whale cross the road
To get to the other tide

Funpaws a dit :

Why did the whale cross the road
To get to the other tide

oh god

did you hear about the elevator joke ?
neither do i , i took the stairs

Why are bananas so popular?

Most of my jokes are bad puns.

whats funnier than 24?

Me: Knock knock
Icefox101: Who's there?
Me: Bless
Icefox101: Bless who?
Me: Nobody sneezed

A woman walked into the fishmongers "Can i have some cod please"
"sorry maam we dont have any cod, only haddock"
"Yes please a nice piece of cod" sad the woman
"We have NO cod" the man said
"I want the cod, not the haddock" the woman said
The guy was getting pissed now, he turned around and wrote "CFOD" on a note
He showed it to the woman, who read it and stated "Theres no eff-in cod"
"Thats what i was trying to tell you" the man said