Hey guys, as the title says it all
so its very simple
the first say per example : i shot your dog
the second says per example : jokes on you its your sister dog


ill begin
I ate your sandwich

jokes on you there was a sock in it

i stole all of your money

Jokes on you, the money is fake and it took you 54654673456 hours to get it all

I stopped you from joking on me

Jokes on you,

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I did nothing.

jokes on you, you did nothing

i ate your cookies

Jokes on you,I put rat poison in it

I killed all the mlp ponies and evryone in it!and Justin bieber!

jokes on u justin bieber sucks and u would never be able to find equestria

I poop on your sandwich

Jokes on you that sandwhich is yours.

I fucking shooted you so you died (You're dead, you can't come back to life or anything.)

Nekoava a dit :

Jokes on you that sandwhich is yours.

I fucking shooted you so you died (You're dead, you can't come back to life or anything.)

Joke's on you, Mrs. You was your mother.
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I killed your parents.

jokes on you. it was yours

i ate your cookies

jokes on u the chocoate thingy were rat poop


i shot your dog

Jokes on you it was your dog ,i dont have a dog.....

I Did nothing

jokes on you, you did do something
i made a Nyan Cat attack you

Jokes on you, cats never attack me ;3

I put you in a jail.

Jokes on you, It was monopoly.

I do . :^)

Kittycattfm a dit :

Jokes on you, It was monopoly.

I do . :^)

skipping no response for me

u didn't put me in jail i am outside the jail and you put urself in it MUHAHAHA

I licked your face

Hnapier a dit :

skipping no response for me

u didn't put me in jail i am outside the jail and you put urself in it MUHAHAHA

I licked your face

it meant i did nothing lol.
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V Ignore this. V

I shall,miss.

Hnapier a dit :

u didn't put me in jail i am outside the jail and you put urself in it MUHAHAHA

I licked your face

Jokes on you,i have no face.

I bit your ear.

jokes on you, my ears are so hot they'll burn your lips without a doubt

I killed you

Joke's on you I'm a zombie

I tape you up after finding you out with a DNA test (cloneproof) and a fingerprint scanner (to back up the DNA test and to make sure it IS you)