Bad Translator

Sometimes English is so hard to understand, have no fear! Ackuna has developed a translator that will make any text 100% perfect English that anyone can understand!

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Example:
"Barry please help I was banned for hacking can you unban because I just wanted you to review my map."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Golden Nugget will appear on the desktop."

Who knew? It was that simple!

What did you get? (If it goes blank just refresh the page and try again, their servers arent very good.)

Original text:
"Hello, my name is Ashleigh. How are you today?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Hi my name is Ashley. Do these days?"

apparently my name changed spelling

Original text:

"The girl in my profile picture is so adorable."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Profile of Virgin Group plc."

I can't even

"I'm not good english at all for this any langauge for me.. "

"pie is great"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The cake was super"

Original text:

"Guys, I just fell into the toilet and can't get out. Call 911 as soon as possible."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Guys, just fell in the bathroom and could not go. Call 911 as soon as possible.

Original Text:
"I have to get this off of my chest, my hands are my feet and my feet are my hands."

..35 translations later:
"The feet, legs, shoulders and chest pain in the shoulder."

a dit :
Original text:

"I'm sorry I'm awake so late."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"He noted that I only Saeed coffee"

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a dit :
Original text:

"This thread is going to get very spammy."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For the first time."

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a dit :
Original text:

"I wonder just how much spam this thread will get overnight. Hmm?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Please do not spam in this thread."

Okay, hands down this last one knows what's up.

I let a bit of my creative writing dictate this one.

Original text:

"As the majestic dragon soared over the trees, his wings alight with the warm air, he gazed down at the life teeming below him. He knew what a wonderful world he lived in, and hoped that it wouldn't be ruined by those rumored ... "humans.""

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Dragon wings and the hot air is light, life and entertainment in the magic world. Hope life benefits. Unable to send to their deaths"

#10

These translations are entertaining. I wonder what each of the translators have to offer:

BadTranslator a dit :

Original text:

"Transformice is full of pros. I can't even get the cheese without dying!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Mega is fully professional. I can't live without cheese, even death!
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"Transformice is full of pros. I can't even get the cheese without dying!"

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"For it coach Ice form oil is full of specialists. I cannot receive also the cheese without die! "
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"Transformice is full of pros. I can't even get the cheese without dying!"

...7 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Attentive Transformice of poniewa. Me in the mme-kse of conhecero of mog of same s without this eby that he/she dies! "

You can easily see which one suffers the most from the language changes.

#11

First:"Drainer said,"Why won't you leave." "i really am starting to hate them.."She thought,"
Second:"Flying saucer said, why not ... I feel bad for them. He thinks:"

#12

Original Text:

"my teddy bear banned me from transformice"

8 translation later, Bing gives us:

"I turned super Teddy"

#13

Original text:

"Ohhhh oh! We're half way there! Ohhhh oh! Livin' on a payer! Take my hand, we'll make it I swear, ohhhh oh! Livin' on a payer!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... AHA, AHA letters, I swear to God, the eternal law. I will wait for the hand to swear."

?????????????????????????????????

#14

Original Text:
"One more day all on my own. One more day with him not caring. What a life I might have known. But he never saw me there."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
". These days. One day ... You will find your resume."

#15

"Sometimes, your life can lead you into things and relationships you never thought were possible"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"... I don't have enough time."
that was beautiful.

#16

Original text:

"My head just ruptured"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Straight broke her head"

Seems legit.

#17

Original: "I like cookies" and after 35 translations I got "Number, if selected."

They stole my cookie.

#18

Original text:

"Annoying orange's franchise should disappear."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ennuyeux, Orange
What does Ennuyeux means?

#19

Laddee a dit :
Original text:

"Annoying orange's franchise should disappear."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Ennuyeux, Orange
What does Ennuyeux means?

Ennuyeux is french for Annoying, it could be that your translated message had a mix of French and English.

#20

Dahahahahaha!
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H-how, how did they know....
Th-they knew....
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They know everything, I swear!
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...This what?

Oh dear lord... Stalkers...

How did that even...?

The...?

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