Hey, I have a fun-filled brand new game! It's called Teach me how to_____, please.


How to play: (I'm using your usernames, Sorry!)

Harutastic: Teach me how to eat pie please!

Then the next person will:

Sydoline: You first chewe it, then swallow.
Teach me how to fly please!
Shamousey: You first put on wings, flap them, then fly away.


And so on, and so forth.


So let me begin.

Teach me how to speak, please!

hi

Teach, me how to use glass.

you put it on a window

teach me how to meow please

you use the back of your throat

teach my how to duggie please

idk how stop asking me questions

can you teach me how to play pokemon

sure all you need t odo is take a ball throw it and yell PIKICHU I CHOOSE YOU

can you teach me how to drive?

Sure! *crashes into two fire hydrants and almost hits another car* Chaos driving lesson #1 COMPLETE!

Teach me how to make cookies please!

Oh simple, just put some dough into the oven and set it to 645 degrees.

Will surely make chaoticly exploded cookies!
Teach me how to become a pro, please!


vv oh wow. cannot complete steps 3-4. sigh sob.

ok 1st step get 1000 saves
2end step get 500 saves in hardmode
3rd complete lots and lots of bootcamp maps
4th get to level 100

that is how you become pro even you know i am not pro yet i only have 2709 saves

tach me how toget a job plz

Go up to the place where you'd like to work.
Dress like Buddy the Elf.
Success.

Teach me how to make more cotton candy clouds please!

What! I think you'd be able to do that yourself! After all..
YOU'RE. DISCORD.
Well then..

Just.
(grabs random machine) Put something in here.. Something'll pop out fluffy.


Teach me how to dance, please!

Watch Season 2 Episode 1 of MLP and you'll see my SA-WEET dance moves!

Teach me how to teach people how to do stuff please.

ok first you just go online and look up how to teach people how to ______

teach me how to make the seeds that killed the tree of harmony

easy go see zecora get a potion mix it with water plant it and let the tree explode


teach me how to watch mlp plz

go on netflix and watch mlp got it YOU BETTER GOT IT

teach me how to become a alicorn princess like celestia or become discord i prefer discord btw

I dont fucking know.

Teach me how to become a espurr

learn psychic abilities and have very creepy eyes.

Teach me how to make fake things real, please!

You cant.

Teach me how to become a sylveon

idk how.

Teach me how to draw well, please!

Practice or use tutorials ^-^

teach me how to be a potato