its easy heres an example

p1:HELP THERES A ALLIGATOR IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

P2:GIVE IT A SWAMP
HELP THERES A GHOST IN MY BASEMENT WHATSHOULD I DO

and so on
i will start

HELP THERES A DISCORD IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

wack him with a baseball bat and yell YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE DISCRD GO BACK TO EQUESTIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres a princess twilight sparkle in my basement what should i do????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Kick her out- she doesn't belong there.

There's a bird in my basement, what should I do?

Catch it in a cage and keep it as a pet :p

There's a sinkhole in my basement! What should I do?!

jump in it

There's a possessed fart in my basement! What should I do!?!?

spray ur basement with lots of ferbreeto freshen it up

theres a mouse in my basement what should i do?

keep it for a pet and teach it tricks.

THERES A MURDERER IN MY BASEMENT, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

QUICK CALL DA POLIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN LOCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG HELP!!! THERES A KING SOMBRA IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO???????????
IM SCARED THAT HE WILL PUT A CURSE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call Megan McCarthy! She'll know what to do!

HELP! THERES A WALPURGISNACHT (the evil witch) IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

Cuteprettypi a dit :

Call Megan McCarthy! She'll know what to do!

HELP! THERES A WALPURGISNACHT IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

idk i dont know what a walpurisnacht is

theres a shark in my basement what should i do?

DUMP WATER ON HER

HELP THERES A RAINBOW DASH IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

Catsloveraj a dit :

idk i dont know what a walpurisnacht is

theres a shark in my basement what should i do?

Use google?

Avarules a dit :

DUMP WATER ON HER

HELP THERES A RAINBOW DASH IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

Call Lauren Faust.

HELP THERES A #tyspig IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Cuteprettypi a dit :

Use google?
Call Lauren Faust.

HELP THERES A #tyspig IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?

idk what that is either

Avarules a dit :

DUMP WATER ON HER
HELP THERES A RAINBOW DASH IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO

call princess twlight and have her fly over there and take her back to ponyville


HELP THERES A KILLER SPIDER IN MY BASEMENT AND IT IS GOING TO KILL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO??????

Get a diamond sword.

HELP THERES A #tysfoot IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?

call somebody who will know what to do

theres a bear in my basement what should i do?

Cuteprettypi a dit :

Get a diamond sword.

HELP THERES A #tysfoot IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?

KILL IT!

HALP THERE IS SOMEONE STAREING AT ME IN MY BASEMENT WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!

tell its momther on it

Help there a cookie in my basement what should i do

Eat it!!

Help theres a mouse on my head what hsould i do??

Bring it to the basement.

Help! There's an emptiness in mai basement! WUT SHOULD I DO?!

idk call someone who knows what to do

help theres a killer spider in my basement what should i do?