It's a very nice christmas, and its time to unwrap gifts, but suddenly, you get something wild!
NOTE: It has to be something crazy
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[EXAMPLE]
P1: I Give you a big present with Dinosaurs on it!
P2: Whoa! I got a dinosaur!
I give P3 a big donut shaped christmas box! ...and so on
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I'll start!
I give you a 10 pound christmas present with donuts for the wrapping!

wow thx for a shake weight

i giv u a box wit a bow made of meat

Ooh yum, is it steak? :D

I give you a small christmas present, but with big weight, and it is shaped like a dinosaur. :3

yesh how did u no

omg thx for the komodo dragon

i giv chu a tiny,long gift. its lite, and it has a small ribbon.

WHOA! A PYTHON! O.O

I give you a huge gift that is bigger than your house, but as light as a feather. :3

wth, thx for the giant paper dollhouse *goes outside* *opens it*

i giv u a gift tht moves, and wen u hold it it bite yer finger off. it small

Bad bunny. Bad.

I give you a keepon. (Yup that's what I want.)

Tfmdeity a dit :

wth, thx for the giant paper dollhouse *goes outside* *opens it*

i giv u a gift tht moves, and wen u hold it it bite yer finger off. it small

-grows new fingers- i needed thes. :o

I give you a gift that is shaped like the troll face, and it actually says "trololol" c:

My present is so...trollish.
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I LOVE IT!

I give you a gift that looks and smells like a pine tree...but it's not >:3

gingerbread? :O
I give you a gift that feels and looks like a house.

wow thx for the obvious SUVINEAR (i dont no how to spell suvinear) GINGERBREAD HOUSE. omg is it glass?! lel

i giv to u a box tht feels like.................................................................................... pencils.

Wow, pencils...
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THAT TURN INTO PENS! *click click* *SHING!*

I give you a gift that tastes like raisins.

wow.... dried grapes but not yet raisins.... *tastes* omg they rly taste like raisins

i giv chu a gift that feels like a book but is not a real book

It's a *SNAP!* OW! Mouse trap that looks like a book?!

I give you a gift that's black, white, and red all over.

omg... Y A BLOODY PENGUIN?!?!?!?! ur weird... and crazy.

i giv u a round present. its not a ball. ;)

YAY ITS PINKAMIENA IN HER SMILE-BALL ACTION!! SHES ABOUT TO KILL EVERYONE! C: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqVVtaWd8Pw

I give you something red, red, red, sharp, red, sharp, red, red, bloody, red, red, red, kidney-ish, sharp, red, bloody, and sharp. c;

Ej's Scaple... WTF..


I GIVE U SUMFIN SHARP AND BLOODY C:

MY DAGGER!

I give you something that feels like Rainbow Dash, the proud Murdering Manager of the Rainbow Factory except its bloodier than her and its sharper. cx

IITS THE WARDEN O-O *hides behind Jane* DONTKILLME ;=;


IGIVE YOU SUMFIN THAT HAS BLACK HAIR, CARRIES SOMETHING SHARP, AND HAS A SMILE IN ITS FACE

JEFF!

I give you something that's sticky, red, red, red, sharp, sharp, sharp, red, red, sharp, sharp and pointy.