Ok, first thread evar :3 Eheheh If this is too similar to another thread im very sorreh Dx

All you do is set up a scenario starting with "Holy Cheese, you've" and say something weird.
Below person says if top person is right or wrong, and explain ironically why

Example:

Dilly Bob: Holy cheese, you've killed your cat!
Derp: Why would ANYONE want a cat that keeps telling you "Me OW!" I mean, it wasn't even hurt!
Or:
Derp: B-but the DOG did it!!!!! *dog looks at innocently holding a knife*
(I know I'm not funny x3)
I shall start >:L

Holy Cheese, you've fed the narwhal poisonous fish! ;o;

Yeah he was gonna eat me if I didnt
Holy Cheese you angered the anvil god

But Xariio did it! She survived his raging wrath .3.

Holy Cheese you've eaten my avatar
WHY MAN WHY


Edit: WHY is it a black box again ;o;

I JUST GET HUNGY OKAY!???!?! ;_;

Holy cheese you've eaten my knife!

No I haven't, you've already eaten it.

Holy cheese, you've married Slenderman!

ime not scard]]]]]] ok
not scary pls

Holy cheese, you've died!

My goodness, how did THAT happen? o-0



Holy Cheese, you've given Death teh Kid an assymmetrical painting o_o

It wasnt me ma'am! It was Fluttershy!

Holy cheese, you've pooped on Elsa!

Ya i did, coz she killed my worm in 1st grade and now i took revenge

HOLY BIG CHEESE U JUST DIED

Yeah, now i get to go to bubble heaven, so HA!

Holy Chez, why did you jump on the back of that whale?!

Because I thought it was awesome but I died

Holy Cheese, YOU FAILED ON YOUR TEST!

Yeah and now im gonna kill you for reminding me that

HOLY CHEESE, YOU RUINED MY CAKE

They told me to do it! *points to poster below him*

Holy cheese, YOU EAT MA COOKIE!!!!

Oh rly? Well it was delicious...

HOLY CHEESE! YOU'VE FUCKED ME! D:

i was drunk on cheese wine , forget what happened last night

HOLY CHEESE! YOU'VE CRASHED THE RUSSIAN SERVER!

Really? Cool *-* Now I guess I'll run from the admins, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs like hell*

HOLY CHEESE YOU'VE TRIED TO ATTACK ME

Pffffft -deflates- maybe...

HOLY CHEESE YOU ATE ME! -pokes inside of stomach-

i didnt eat you my mouth did =-=


holy cheese you stole my phone =-=

Actually, i did it to call my mom to get away frommm uuuuuu

HOLY CHEESE DID I JUST GIVE U MY ACCOUNT?!

Yep, and it's a noob one.

HOLY CHEESE YOU'RE WALLJUMPING IN REAL LIFE!