Title say's all. What is the Frequently Asked Question you have been given and answer it!

My Example:

a dit :

Question: Do you play AQW?
Answer: Yes, I do.

Note: Please close if another thread like this exists.

Question: Are you a boy?
Answer: No

Q: whats ur gender
A: I'm a mALE

Question: sham plz revive
Answer: no

faq:you hacked your bootcamps?!!
Answe: no

Soakitup a dit :

Question: sham plz revive
Answer: no

This so much..

I get asked all sorts because I'm a Helper. Even non related transformice questions which I do try and answer anyway.
One weird question I got recently was:

Question: Are you better rare, medium or well done?
Answer: Raw.

Q: Can I join your tribe?
A: Yes /c Spinnando Lickpics pls :~)

Q: r u mod/map crew // can draw me?
A: no...

Q: Are you a girl?
A: NO!

For the 1000th time, I'm not a girl.

Shinymew a dit :

Q: Are you a girl?
A: NO!

For the 1000th time, I'm not a girl.

ewh I have same problem :D
Q: Are you boy?
A: No
Q:Then why you look like a boy?
A: .

Q: Are you untitled?
A: Yes, yes I am.

Q: You're a girl?
A:No
Q:A boy?
A: idk
Q:What's your main?
A: Well this is my main
Q:But you know stuff new members don't, how?
A:I learn quickly :o

I had a few. :T

FAQ: Are you a boy are girl?
~Answer: I'm female (girl), can't you see? Would a boy wear these kind of items and have these colors? No!


FAQ: Will you go out with me?
~Answer: No. I'm not looking for love, this is an online game so I don't know you. Heck, you can be a 40 year old man in real life and be a pervert! Also, this is a game, not a dating site.


FAQ: Will you buy me fraises? :D
~Answer: No! What do I look like to you? Your slave!?
You get your own fraises, fool!


FAQ: Are you part of the staff, like a moderator and/or sentinel?
~Answer: Do I look like I'm part of the staff?


FAQ: Are you a fan of rape? :D
~Answer: Oh my fu--ing god. No! Of course I'm not a fan of that! What do you think I am? A stupid pedophile!? =.='


FAQ: Can I join your tribe plz? I'm tribeless.
~Answer: Of course you can, as long as you read the rules which are located inside our personal forums IN-GAME.


FAQ: SHAMMY. REVIVE PLZ? REVIVE YOU IDIOT!
~Answer: If you're going to talk to me that way, I CERTAINLY WON'T revive you.

do you read warrior cats?
no get out.

Q: Does this thread seem like 'off-topic' to you instead of 'discussion'?
A: Yes, it does.

Q: Are you a boy or girl
A: Whatever you think ;)

Anyway now for some real questions:

Q: Are you a mod or mapcrew?
A: No.

Q: Do you speak portugues/turkish/spanish?
A: No.

Q: How did you do your map?
A: Watch my tutorials for crying out loud T_T

Q: Could you friend me? Add? Add me?
A: No.

Q: How are you doing?
A: I am doing absolutely great!

Q: Could you shut up?
A: No. (diz gonna be gud)

Q: .
A: Yes I am online... You could just do "/profile name" to check if I was online you know. It's not like I won't notice a whisper that only sends a dot.

[Someone] r u hack??
[Me] no, my ping is over 800 ms, I really look like a hack

> [Someone] do u want a girlfriend?
< [Someone] no

> [Someone] do u have an acc to give me??
< [Someone] no

Ok... I have a big list of THAT!

Q: Are you a girl, or boy?
A: Girl

Q: Why do you wear a Sonic Hat, if you are a girl?
A: 'Cause I can, haven't you heard of a Sonic the Hedgehog Fangirl?

Q: Why do you act like how you do? (Pro sometines, noob other.)
A: Because of lag, or because I can.

Q: How many tribes have you been in?
A: Well here ya are then, I have been in four tribes.
Soup
Reality 'N Fantasy (Rest in Peace)
Organization XIIII (Rest in Peace)
FearClan (I know this will soon be Rested in Peace)
The Anonymaus (Current)

Q: Why did you call it the Anonymaus?
A: 'Cause I can! It fits me and the tribe's purpose!

Q: Rank yourself, 1-10, how well do you think you play tfm?
A: Hmmm... I will rank myself as a 8. I do pretty well, but I have my flaws.

Q: What is your fav minigame(s)?
A: Traitor, Prophunt and Hidenseek.

Q: What is your fav song to listen to while doing something?
A: Well, I always update this... hmmm... I guess (at the moment) I would say.... What Have You Done (I think that is the name) by Within Temptation (I think that is the name)

Q: What is one of your fav book series?
A: Warriors, of course! At least one of them.

FFAQ: Can I Marry You?
FFAA: No, I am taken.

FFAQ: By whom?
FFAA: By myself, now go away!

Q: Can I stop asking stuff now.
A: Yes!!!! PLEASE!

Questions I get whispered by everyday:

Mouse: Can I have your account?
Me: No, make another.

Mouse: May you please buy me fraises?
Me: No, buy your own!

Mouse: Will you make me have a room with 13 afk mice where I can get firsts?
Me: NO! GET THEM YOURSELF!

Mouse: Can I please marry you?
Me: ... Did you not look above in my list of questions!? NO!

Mouse: Will you let me be leader of your tribe, no one else wants to be in it anyway!?
Me: Mice can choose if they want to be in my group or not, so no!

Mouse: May you make a tribe for me?
Me: Only mice I know for a long time can have a tribe made for them to own! So, unless you are a mouse I know for a while, NO!

To be updated......