what are the most epic wrong spellings in words?

well my friend once sayed "wait a sex" instead of saying "wait a sec"

i don't even know

i wanted to say puss in boots, but put PISS in boots -_-

AFK without the A

vvv XD Some said I need to take my shi''r''t

EDIT:
Yeah, exactly as the person above me.

sometimes i try to say "shirt" but i say "shit"
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dat timing tho

are you referring to typo? If so, I think there is a thread for it already somewhere hidden deep in the off topic forums.

anyways, I typed "I was smelling my shit and it smells like you" Instead of shirt.

Duck as Fuck

Skylamouse a dit :

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hilarious walking dead avatar

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anyway, i was going to say nice kitties to my friend from a pic he gave me and i said nice titties, kkkkkkkkkkkk

On animal jam, i saw my friend's pet duck and wanted to say "awww u got a lovely duck" and i said "awww u got a lovely DICK" and kboom: You have been banned for 24 hours. Please don't talk bad words -.-"

OK, I am sorry, I shall not say the full word for younglings. x: Ok: I said Pen..is instead of pen. Sentence: NUU I LOST MY PEN..IS

"the pen is larger than the giraffe"

my little sister's homework sheet was to unjumble the sentence

I said: Mu tie hurts.....

i wanted to say: My toe hurts.

Duck as dick.
i have a pet duck
INTO
i have a pet dick

I was playing eye spy 'i have no idea why' and my friend said it started with 's' and i thought of shapes, first thing popped into my mind was 'hexagon' and i started : 'Sex-' and i realised. I shouldn't have stopped there cos if i would have went on it wouldnt have sounded so weird

We laughed all the way home
And im lucky the other guys behind us in the bus didnt hear(it was guys from school)

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Wait i think tered already a thread for this but i cant be bothered to find it

My older brother asked me to spell tiles and i spelled titties

Theandra a dit :

Wait i think tered already a thread for this but i cant be bothered to find it

Haha but that thread was for autocorrect, and this is for typos.
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"Wait a sec" --> "Wait a sex"
Typos always change the sentence.

I said: ''shit'' instead of ''shirt''.

My teacher once was talking about hexagons and she said ''Six, Hex. They ryhme.''
I looked at my friend and she was thinking what I thought and we laughed real hard.

Xariio a dit :

I said: ''shit'' instead of ''shirt''.

This happened to me In real life. I was suppose to say "Lets sit down" but instead i said "Lets shit down"

My mom looked at me as if i was retarded.