I randomly thought of this game.

How to play:

Okay, so first someone says something that happens, and then the next person says what they'll do to hide their identedy of being a zombie... like this:

Person 1: A human walks up to you and says that your hands are green. What do you say?

Person 2. I would say that I painted my hands green just for fun ^_^
A person sees you rise from your grave as a zombie. The human thinks that you're a zombie. What do you say to convince the human that you're not a zombie?

and so on.....

Rules:

* You can't kill any human in the game.. because then the game would be much easier, like: Person 1: A human walks up to you and says that your hands are green. What do you say?
Person 2. I eat them so that I get the job done.
A person sees you rise from your grave as a zombie. The human thinks that you're a zombie. What do you say to convince the human that you're not a zombie?
Person 3: I eat their brain and they die.

* Do not make anything up about zombies. They have to be about zombies, not made up stuff. Like:


Person 1: A person sees you as a zombie and you have magical flying powers. What do you do to hide your identity?

Get it?

I'll start.

A human walks up to you and says you smell smelly and dead. What do you say to hide your identity?

I was picking up Dead animals off the road


A human walks p to you and says your eating someone. What do you say to hide your identity?

I would just say that someone made a human cake with fake organ jello for my birthday and that I'm eating it.

A human sees you eating a human's brain. What do you tell them to hise your identity?

i need more SMARTNESS!


a man see's you walking strangly what would you say to hide your zombieness?

I have some medical issues....

Your girlfriend (or boyfriend) sees you trying to reach for another persons lips, (b/c near the lips is a brain), what do you tell her/him?

I'm leaving you!

A man hears screaming in a local store where you are at, what do you do to hide your identity? :3

A robber was just in here and killed these people!

A person sees you lose a limb.

It was just an extra piece I got from a graveyard..♣
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A human sees a hole through your body..what do you do hide chur identity..?

It is really great makeup ^-^

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Somebody sees you chase a hoard of people, you stop to tell them something to hide your identity as a zombie,
What did you tell him/her?

I say that I got a whole bunch of people to play tag with me

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Someone sees that your hands look cut and bloody. What did you say to them?

I said : oh, it's just a scare, c'mon

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someone sees you with only one eye. what did you say to 'em?