Hey, this game is inspired by the forum game !WHY CAN'T I..!

So this is how it goes:

P1: Why can't I eat pizza??
P2: COZ ITS MINE! why cant i eat shit?
P3: Coz you'll die!

etc.

Ill start

Why can't I eat potatoes?

because you potato'd the potato and since you potato'd the potato you can't potato anymore potato

Why can't I eat poisonous food?

Because you're gonna die ;-;

Why can't I eat my car? >:(

Because its not food!

Why i cant eat chicken?

Because Chicken is Still in Raw Meat, It might Harm your stomach

Why i cant eat Laptop?

becuz it doesnt taste good

Why cant i eat my penis

Because you can't reach it with your mouth

Why can't I eat cereals?

OMF THAT MADE ME LAUGH^
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becos you have no milk

Why can't I drink milk?!?

Because the milk smells bad and I think its old

Why can't I eat the bed?

Cus I haven't cleaned the sheets

Why can I eat this car tire?

Because i think it don't will go make good to your stomach...

Why i can't eat the forum???!

Because sydoline banned you coz u spammed

Why can't I eat pee???

becasue ull barf u head off

why cant i eat a nyan cat

Why cant i eat the computer

^ Skip.

Because you'll throw up rainbows.


Why can't I eat an apple?

Because you have braces.


Why can't I eat YOU?

Because humans aren't tasty. :P

Why can't I eat a candy cane? T_T

because you just brushed your teeth and its gonna be too minty.
why cant i eat a sunflower seed? :(

You might choke and die

Why can't i eat a bird?

It has diseases.
Why can't I eat my adorable dog?