Ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｖｅｒｙ　ｓｉｍｐｌｅ，ｊｕｓｔ　ｆｏｌｌｅｗ　ｔｈｅｓｅ　ｅａｓｙ　ｒｕｌｅｓ！Ｉｆ　ａｎｙ　ｇａｍｅ　ｉｓ　ｓｉｍｉｌｉａｒ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｉｓ，ｙｏｕ　ｈａｖｅ　ｐｅｒｍｉｓｓｉｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｍｏｄｅｒａｔｅ
ｍｅ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｗａｎｔ　ｃｈｕ　ｔｏｏ．

Ｔｈｅ　Ｆｉｒｓｔ　ｍｏｕｓｅ　ｓａｙｓ　ｉｆ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿．
Ｔｈｅｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｅｃｏｎｄ　ｍｏｕｓｅ　ｓａｙｓ ｂｕｔ _＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿．
Ｔｈｉｓ　ｋｅｅｐｓ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ｏｎ．

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Ｍｏｕｓｅ　１：　Ｉｆ　Ｉ　ｒｏｂｂｅｄ　ａ　ｂａｎｋ　ａｎｄ　ｒａｎ　ａｗａｙ　ｔｈｅｎ　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｈａｐｐｙ．
Ｍｏｕｓｅ　２：Ｔｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ　ｇｅｔ　ｉｎ　ｊａｉｌ．

　Ｓｅｅ？　Ｓｉｍｐｌｅ．　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｓｔａｒｔｉｎｇ　ｆｉｒｓｔ　ｔｏ　ｇｅｔ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅｉｒ　ｆｏｏｔ．


Ｉｆ　Ｉ　ｆｌｅｗ　ｏｎ　ａ　ｕｎｉｃｏｒｎ，Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｖｅｒｙ　ＨＡＰＰＹ！

But unicorns can't fly, thus you would go plummeting down to the earth.

If the world was an apple, we'd probably eat our way out.

But then we'd eat all of it and
Poof.

If I got to play video games all day I'd be very happy!

(p.s. can you please fix the bloody font.. honestly so hard to read)

But if you play video games all day, you may end up with a head ache/drowseyness/ lethargy/ and possible eye strain, so it wouldn't be very healthy.

If I was made out of water, I could probably shape shift into anything.

but if you were made of water you couldnt move at all.

if i had a pet chipmunk i would pet it every day :3

But what about when it dies.

If i could fly i can go anywhere =D

but the higher you are in the sky, harder it is to breathe and dont forget to could hit airplanes and such.

if i had a machine that generated money it would be awesome

But laziness! D:

If I was famous, I'd be happy

But you'll have less privacy

If I didn't procrasinate my life would be better.

but i dunno what procrasinate is .


if i saw this

when i woke up i would b happy

But you are blind.

If i have sleep, it will be good

But if you overdose on sleep then you might never wake up! And you're an owl...

If I could actually sing good, I would be happy.

But your voice is terrible


If i was derpy i would go DERP DERP DERP

But u derped so much that the world hated u


If my crush liked me back, i would pretty much SHOUT YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

But there was a dragon apocalypse and they died

If I could be a amazing animator I would animate amazing things

But chances are, your infamy or overload of self-esteem might cause a world hate and cause further world hunger...

If I were an Eagle, i'd fly through the world snatching my moving food resources and live by myself!!

But then you'd get tired of being away from civilization and become a hermit.

If I had a superpower, I would want to be able to shapeshift.

But if you shapeshift, youll expand into a blanket.

If im a pansear, i would hug ma self.

But Pansears are fictional.. idk

If the universe was perfectly balanced then it would either be all just one point in spacetime or motionless and unable to expand (imo at least)

but there is no scientific basis for that claim.

if i had immunity from jail, i would become a serial killer