Ok, so. The point of the game is one person will say: Help! -insert anything- has cornered me! Then the next person will either help them or leave them to die. Then they say it and so on. WARNING: No swearing or rude comments. If there is already a thread like this, feel free to lock. I will start :3

Help! A mad axe murderer has cornered me!

Im just going to leave 0.0.


Help! A fire has cornered me!

I shall leave everybody to die o.o


Help! A crazy drinking hipster person group has cornered me!(wat)

i should help you


Help!Snakes are cornered me!!!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!!!

Leave to die >:3

Help!My poop has cornered me!

leave to die >:3

HELP, i need help eating 100,000,000 pies :3

Leave to die so you'd explode out of that pie. x3'

HELP!Wolves have cornered me!

Help

HELP! Muffins have cornerd me!

They are muffins you know?


HELP! Dragons have cornered me!

leave it. XP

HELP! Cats have cornerd me!

Yay dog made a thread :)

help, cats need a paw sometimes.

HELP Adog has cornered me! D:

Help

HELP! Ants have cornered me!

Eh, you'll be fine...

HELP! People that are about to bitch-slap me have cornered me!

Leave. But you can have a dandelion.
(And yes, this is my first thread and it sucks)
Help! A Dandelion stealing giant has cornered me!

Help by throwing a dandelion somewhere far far far far far far far far far away

Help! Miley Cyrus is twerking in front of me and my eyes are being forced open!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Help of course, no one should suffer Miley Cyrus twerking.

Help! A Defilantegod has cornered me!

Help by doing nothing x3

HELP! Lpsalien is attacking me with a dandelion!!!

Help by laeving to die.

HALP MEH! A corner has cornered me!

Help you.


Help me! At ACME a clerk is stealing my goods!

I'll help you, but I'll need a Great Ball as payment.

HELP! The guys from Bouboum have cornered me!