in this game,,, someone says why there sick then the next person gives a diagnosis (tht means they tell why there sick) but the wrong diagnosis

PERSON 1: I have a headache, sore throat and i have been puking alot
PERSON 2: hmm... could be diabetes

i have a rash and i cant walk

PERSON 3: Thats a common cold. dont worry.

I have been sneezing blood and having bad diareah
PERSON 4: Congrats! you are pregnant

ect ect....

Doctor my vision is blurry and i have a stomach ache

You have been eating alot of junk! *gives eye drops*

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Docktor, My ear is in bad pain it feels like some one stabed me in the ear!

{ had that happen before it hurts! D:}


V? no Wrong its put ear drops down your ear XD

Sounds like the chicken pox. stay in bed k.

Doctor my nose wont stop bleeding and my legs hurt

It's only a cold.


Doctor!I have a headache , i bleed everywhere , and I can't walk nor move!

Madmaddym a dit :

V? no Wrong its put ear drops down your ear XD

no you give the WRONG answer

ex: my stomach hurts

2nd person: its cancer

Creeperteeth a dit :

It's only a cold.


Doctor!I have a headache , i bleed everywhere , and I can't walk nor move!

Its Stupidity. Yes it's very contagious and only really stupid and dumb people have it :O it cant be cured

Creeperteeth a dit :

It's only a cold.


Doctor!I have a headache , i bleed everywhere , and I can't walk nor move!

Yeah, it's Stupidity.... Sorry madam you will die in 1 day...

DOCTORRRRRRRRR DOCTORRR I'm couhing really bad and I sneeze and I'm cold even it's a hot day

Well considering you're coughing, sneezing and are cold, I'm guessing you have Diabetes.

DOCTOR DOCTOR! My chest is aching, I vomited 12 times last night, I'm coughing blood, sore throat, eating disorder and something is inside my poop!

obesophobia, and benge-eating disorder XD

People throw up blood if they do something really wacky (eating disorder)

You have chest aching because your not eating enough

Your sore throat says your vomiting is making it sore

And something is inside your poop... uh... I think because you shoved something up there.
Doctor! Doctor!! my skin is burning and i have a fever! and i'm hallucinating

Hmmm you suffer from insolation! -grabs sun protection cream and shoves on her body- Alrightt, have this pills if you keep having your fever -gives pills-. Your skin is burning because you stayed outside under the hot sun too much.
You are hallucinating also because of too much sun

Doctooooor I can control fire and I accidentally killed some1 and now I'm daydreamingggg

You're a wizard Harry

Doctor!!!!!!!!! I'm floating ;;

youre a pegasis what do you expect
Diagnosed you with a case of uncurable stoopid <3

Doctor help I don't have a heart what do iI do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sorry ma'me but you have a rare form of stupidity

Doctor help my jaw makes popping sounds when every i eat or open it!!!

Ma'am, I'm sorry to inform you this, but you are having a child who will be stillborn (born dead)

DOCTOR HELP ME!!!!!!!! MY CHEST HURTS! OH THE PAIN!! ( goes down screaming and clutching chest )

You have a heart attack. Stop drinking coca-cola.

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Doctor! I have extra arms D:

Congratulations on becoming a spider...

DOCTOR!! My stomach hurts and I cant stand up!!

Could be a shoulder sprain

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Doctor! I'm Vegatrian D:

Congrats your pregnant.

Doctor, I can't do anything!