What things do you say when certain things happen?

I say "Smarticle particle" when certain things go wrong like a friend makes a mistake.


.3. Not your tfm sayings pls .3. Just things you say in reality .3.

I say "Dafuq" everytime i see/hear/do something weird or disturbing....or pretty much all the time XD

Whnever I am forced to read shitty books or do homeworks I say FML. (aka fuck my life)
Yeah I hate reading and I hate being forced to do it.

Whenever I say something that is eventually right/somehow does something in the future (so like, I put a pen on the floor, and the teacher trips over it later on, just by pure luck) I just say "FUTURE PLANNING MOFOS!".
Because. Yolo.

I say fuck constantly

Akumasa a dit :

I say fuck constantly

Who doesnt...?

I see someone speeding through the road or highway I say " Whoa he have duh Diarrhea"

"Oh for fucks sacks"
"Fuck it" (when trying to do something productive but to lazy to)

Mcchonny a dit :

I see someone speeding through the road or highway I say " Whoa he have duh Diarrhea"

LMAO

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When I have to feed my cat I say "I wish she could feed herself >:("

When I get really angry I'm like: F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GO F*CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOURSELF PISHGRODIUHGRS80GHRGRHJDIGRDJGDFJUFDGIDGFJFDJUHFD9

But when I'm really happy and I can't control myself I'm like: ABLDDLDLDLD LET IT GOO

"HOLY SHIT" when I get something unexpected

"Oh boy why do downloads on my own computer take god damn thirty hours"

"Oh greef...." or "You've gotta be kidding me!" when there's something awkward. XD

When I do something and it's a crowd
I get up stage, All I say is shit '.'

"still alive, then........................" when I wake up

Something goes wrong: Frick

In Tfm I say Frick about every 5 maps

i have a habit of changing a single letter of random words

for example
yesterday = yesteryay

When someone does something wierd - The heck
When I try to start a conversation - soo

when someone says something obvious and i use sarcasm i end my sarcasm by saying smarts

When someone is saying stupid stuff about someone, I'm like, "Hey, you know there is something called proof. Maybe you could use it in this situation. Thx."

When people act weird I say "Some people"
well I used to
it's stupid