[How to play]

1. You ask the person below you a question that rhymes.
2. The other person gives a answer that has at least 1 word included that rhymes with the first sentence.
3. That's how u play! :D

|Example|

Mouse 1#: Should I name my dog Nog who lives in the Fog Bog?
Mouse 2#: No, name him Grog! Where should I put my Mouse House for my mouse named Clouse?

[Rules]

1. DO NOT swear.
2. DO NOT be rude.
3. DO NOT spam.
4. DO NOT argue.
5. DO have fun! :D

Ok, I'll start,
How did my cat on my mat become fat by eating a rat? :0

She sat and ate the rat but the rat had aten many cats.

Why is there a house , where the hell is my mouse , where is my knife , why don't i have a knife?

There's a house cuz you wished for one your mouse died your knife well is in the dishwasher!

Why is my hamster lamer then a tamer that kills hamsters?

I don't see that rhyme at all but..

Your hamster lamer is in the maner , but theres a tamer cuz it wants to eat hamsters.

Why did the goldfish , the tiny guy on the dish , be killed so young , but always aten like it weighed a pound?

Idk.

Why does nyan cat,
A very yummy potart cat,
Eat yummy sweet cats,
Instead of vegetables?

Because vegetable makes nyan cat feel like eating a table.


Why does my dog has bees chasing my dog's flees while my dog is teasing the bees

Everyone keeps using the same word in one sentence o.O

Why do I not
have a robot
in my basement
as a replacement
to my cases
as theyre the bases
that hold my aces
that I win in races


[Derp]

Cause your robot
Dated a robot
That ate japan.
That stared at a man.
Then your robot.
Came back.
With a wolf pack.
And thats how friend.
Now this is the end. (Skip me please. Just making a random poem for the above ^^))

Because your spam is actually ham, covered in jam made by a guy who lives in a sty... idk

Where is my hair that I lost somewhere? Now I hide in a cave along with some slave...

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Because your spam is actually ham, covered in jam made by a guy who lives in a sty... idk

Where is my hair that I lost somewhere? Now I hide in a cave along with some slave...

Shave, you shaved! Now your hair cries in shame.

( this is gonna be weird)
I had a friend named Greg and he begged for a leg. Should I give him the leg that he begs?

No, better give him an egg with a peg and make it snappy or else he won't be happy!

Can you not say "lol what" while you rot, tied in a knot?

Heck no, i'll be in heaven by then

Why is nobody posting, it's getting really boring?

I have no idea and no ring and a horibble ping.

Hey mate, it's gettin' really late, why am I staying up so late, when tomorrow is a new day and I still wait for my fate?

Because you're my bait that I used to catch those things I ate!

What makes you choose those stakes and put them in all the lakes where granny's oven bakes?