so, do exactly what the title says. Rules: No getting a new DVD unless its to fool people. No cussing or swearing whichever one people understand better. No breaking the DVD. Ill start: I have a DVD. i hide it in a brick.

i break the brick open and steal the dvd

I kick you in the face and steal the dvd. Then I put it under my pillow and fall asleep.

i hit you with the pillow and steal the dvd

I fly above you and take it away

I shoot you using anti-aircraft missiles, stealing the DVD and hiding under it the ground in my basement in a safe.

i blow up your house and steal the dvd

I'd punch then take the dvd then throw it in the volcano then die.

I steal the DVD and give it to Kay!

I use mah 3D gear and grab it whwile flying to a rooftop and cleans it with Windexx

I use my hookshot to steal the dvd (i used it in that round in the middle) and i went hiding into my ultra secret base that even hackers cannot know the code

i stole it.
because.
i'm trash.
garbage.
unburnable trash that has no will to live.
i'm not a hacker or a person.
i'm trash.
i should write this down.

get to the trash bin
*throws in trash bin and takes cd*

I shoot a thousand arrows at you and steal the dvd