The title says it all!

Example:

Mouse1: Why do we call pie, pie?
Mouse 2: Because it isn't 3.14 Why do we call chocolate, chocolate?
Mouse 3: Because we couldn't think of anything easier. Why do we call....

And so on!!

/!\ Rules:
No cursing
Keep it appropriete
Don't say "Because We Can"

I'll start!

Why do we call computers, computers?

Because computers arent laptops!

Why do we call cake, cake?

Because it isnt pie

Why do we call Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
~I didnt use google for that, since Ive written it so many times

Because long words hurt and that's a long word and... -brain shuts down-

Why do we call Transformice, Transformice?

Because on here you can transform ice.

Why do we call bears, bears?

Because they are bare...in a way :I

Why do we call soccer, soccer?

Because you have to wear socks or it would be uncomfortable

Why do we call dragons, dragons?

because dragons drag on.

why do we call people,people?

Maybe in some ancient language, people meant "The most cruel" and so.. they named people, people. c:

Why do we call nutella, nutella?

Because someone called Ella got kicked in the nuts.

Why do we call air, air?

Because the inventor thought he found a good, simple name for the it.

I'm sorry if I don't follow the rules, but can I say 'Why do we call male, guy?'
If no, skip to the person above me. If it's ok, answer it. c:

Cause theres just 5 fingers on Your body.

Why do we Call PewDiePie, PewDiePie?

Cause theres just 5 fingers on Your body.

Why do we Call PewDiePie, PewDiePie?

He liked PEW PEW and death, then Pie was his favorite

Le come
Lego
Why?

cause if you step on it it hurts your foot not your leg then you will say 'O'
why do we call anime , anime?!

Because japan wanted a short and effective name.
why do we call dogs dogs?

cause the word dogs has the same 1st letter as dum and dogs are dum

why do we call , call call?!

CONFUSED YET!?

Cause we just yell or something or to hear, im confused :U

why do we call hell, hell

Because they needed to make an insult out of hello.

Why do they call books... books?