What do you do when you see a noob failing?

Title says it all. So, what do you do?

*totaly misses it*

*laughs without typing in chat and explains him*

*types in chat: You seriously don't know how to do his? Bahahahahaaa, what a noob...

*freezes, staring at the monitor and thinks "how the hell do I do that?"*

Whisper him and tell him what to do to success

*facepalm*
*types in chat: How can someone be THAT dumb?!*

*sugh*
Okay, here's how you do it. TYPE "!help" IN THE DAMN CHAT YOU *****
*forgets what happened and continues playing*

*sugh*
Okay, here's how you do it. READ THE DAMN TUTORIAL MADE BY SHAMOUSEY AND FOR SHIT'S SAKE UNDERSTAND YOU *****
*forgets what happened and continues playing*

Simply ignore it.

I call him "NOOB SHAMAN READ THE FUCKING TUTORIALS!" then curse him till the next round starts and forget about it

Simply laugh like a retarded llama because noobs are that retarded (No offence)

Laugh like a retard and scream "HAHAHAHA WHAT A NUUB''. But if hes sham, i rage and scream "YOU F**KING A***OLE!"

When they're shamans, I try to help.

I whisper and try to help them out. We were all noobs once.

I help them out, but sometimes they fail badly.

Shat I clicked the wrong one xP

Hah, never had such a success on an outside-tribe creation! Thanks all!

PS: option 6 is in case you don't know how to do (whatever it is) either

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#10

I don't say anything because some people actually get mad when you try to help... lol

#11

I never pay attention to it because I'm too focused on trying to keep myself from failing xD

#12

I help them

#13

i notice it but it doesnt really affect my ability to play so i end up not caring

#14

Facepalm lol
but i don't type in chat the thing u write

#15

Help them. Being a pretentious dick is fucking gross and doesn't help the newbie. If you do that you're an ass.

#16

Zakryah a dit :
Help them. Being a pretentious dick is fucking gross and doesn't help the newbie. If you do that you're an ass.

I know, but such people do exist, so I added the option to see how many there are :P

46 votes? Wow...dunno what to say O.o

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#17

I would help them. Its not the noob's fault that they didn't join earlier and become more skilled and experienced. And we have all been newbies once.

#18

Yrrocks a dit :
I would help them. Its not the noob's fault that they didn't join earlier and become more skilled and experienced. And we have all been newbies once.

Yup.
XD I was such a rager when in 2011 tribe leader started teaching me to walljump :P

Adiline a dit :
I never pay attention to it because I'm too focused on trying to keep myself from failing xD

Tell me when you start playing #deathmatch and type in midair a whole sentence before falling, then winning the round. This is an important skill for failing - after spending at least a week alike, stop doing it and play normal vanilla. Time looks stretched (better play some music, helps - adrenaline!) and you handle better jumps, etc.

This all might've been useless, but at least you know how to talk useless stuff XD

#19

sometimes i just dont pay attention or ignore it, and sometimes i just try to help them

#20

I would probably be failing with them XD

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